By notpreggers - 08/02/2009 00:54 - United States

Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML
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BSUbombshell 0

I'm working on the weight loss (although I blame the horizontal stripes on that shirt) Getting pregnant is not an option as a full-time college student with 2 jobs.

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mizled 0

#18 shut up. I have chunky friends with great skin. Get over yourself ;)

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BSUbombshell 0

I'm working on the weight loss (although I blame the horizontal stripes on that shirt) Getting pregnant is not an option as a full-time college student with 2 jobs.

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marleytooyou 0

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jadedwaitress 0

I feel for you OP. I have big boobs so finding shirts that don't make me look like I'm 6 months pregnant is hard sometimes. **** anyone who asks - even if you weigh 300 lbs it's incredibly rude to ask if a woman is pregnant unless she speaks about it first. I've been everything from 110 lbs to 170 lbs (I'm 5'10") and weight seems to have nothing to do with it. Its just a plethora of stupid people

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meganl_fml 0

that has happened to me multiple times and im barely overweight it just all goes to my stomach.

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casanova_fml 0

LMAo....I've been there. Well, not in your shoes, but in his.

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casanova_fml 0

#17....right....like a fat person can even hope to have good skin. seriously. talk about being covered in butter like a dinner roll

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mizled 0

#18 shut up. I have chunky friends with great skin. Get over yourself ;)

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casanova_fml 0

#19....why do you feed their egos? it's not helpful. a) "chunky" is even worse than "fat"....cellulite is disgusting. oi. I consider what I say to be a public service. The more you insult the land whales, the more prevalent anorexia/bulimia/dieting...the more likely these unappealing people are to die or get in shape... the fewer disgusting people I will see on the beach wearing clothing that is many sizes too small. Believe it or not, by "loving the skin she is in" you are actually contributing to more issues than you can think. diabetes, poor self esteem, high blood pressure, the inability to walk a block without panting...etc. being fat is an epidemic that is beginning to become acceptable because people are too sensitive and cowardly to be honest.

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marleytooyou 0

well thank u dr dumbshit no one cares what u have to say or about ur facts

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Pickledpiesss 0

ur completely right bro, I wud never be as deezed and sexy as I am now if ppl didn't make fun of me

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dol567 0

Casanova...you put "anorexia/bulimia" right with 'dieting'. Do you consider those disorders to be GOOD? (such a delayed comment, sorry, but i was browsing old FMLs)

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Etc80 0

OMG, #20 = SUCH an asshole. And I'm not even "chunky"! That's just... wrong. On SO many levels that I'm not even going to go into them now. @_@ Whatever. **** him, and **** the creepy skin care guy.

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