Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML
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Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML
Today, I was helping a women that was looking for skin care products. She kept commenting on the look and "texture" of my skin in a very creepy and almost hungry fashion. I'm afraid that she wants to skin me. FML
Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year-old man with a beer belly. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
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BSUbombshell 0
I'm working on the weight loss (although I blame the horizontal stripes on that shirt) Getting pregnant is not an option as a full-time college student with 2 jobs.
mizled 0
#18 shut up. I have chunky friends with great skin. Get over yourself ;)
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BSUbombshell 0
I'm working on the weight loss (although I blame the horizontal stripes on that shirt) Getting pregnant is not an option as a full-time college student with 2 jobs.
marleytooyou 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
cough cough fatty jk:)
jadedwaitress 0
I feel for you OP. I have big boobs so finding shirts that don't make me look like I'm 6 months pregnant is hard sometimes. **** anyone who asks - even if you weigh 300 lbs it's incredibly rude to ask if a woman is pregnant unless she speaks about it first. I've been everything from 110 lbs to 170 lbs (I'm 5'10") and weight seems to have nothing to do with it. Its just a plethora of stupid people
greenman_fml 0
Lolfats
nosuchthing 0
Life's rough.
meganl_fml 0
that has happened to me multiple times and im barely overweight it just all goes to my stomach.
casanova_fml 0
LMAo....I've been there. Well, not in your shoes, but in his.
casanova_fml 0
#17....right....like a fat person can even hope to have good skin. seriously. talk about being covered in butter like a dinner roll
mizled 0
#18 shut up. I have chunky friends with great skin. Get over yourself ;)
casanova_fml 0
#19....why do you feed their egos? it's not helpful. a) "chunky" is even worse than "fat"....cellulite is disgusting. oi. I consider what I say to be a public service. The more you insult the land whales, the more prevalent anorexia/bulimia/dieting...the more likely these unappealing people are to die or get in shape... the fewer disgusting people I will see on the beach wearing clothing that is many sizes too small. Believe it or not, by "loving the skin she is in" you are actually contributing to more issues than you can think. diabetes, poor self esteem, high blood pressure, the inability to walk a block without panting...etc. being fat is an epidemic that is beginning to become acceptable because people are too sensitive and cowardly to be honest.
marleytooyou 0
well thank u dr dumbshit no one cares what u have to say or about ur facts
Pickledpiesss 0
ur completely right bro, I wud never be as deezed and sexy as I am now if ppl didn't make fun of me
dol567 0
Casanova...you put "anorexia/bulimia" right with 'dieting'. Do you consider those disorders to be GOOD? (such a delayed comment, sorry, but i was browsing old FMLs)
Etc80 0
OMG, #20 = SUCH an asshole. And I'm not even "chunky"! That's just... wrong. On SO many levels that I'm not even going to go into them now. @_@ Whatever. **** him, and **** the creepy skin care guy.