Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
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omgFMLlolz 0
burned
sabbathblck666 5
somebody call the whaaambulance
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Comments (251)
omgFMLlolz 0
burned
almostpro 0
haha I hate it when people look hotter in the distance
mrfruits 0
butterface?
abusyboy93 0
ydi for being fat I hate fat people just go work out
Shookitup 0
danggg, #12 is right, that sucks :(
rebbee 0
who said OP was fat? I DK why OP is complaining! At least they didn't say OP was fugly up close, just 'hotter' from far away!
blake10w 0
Good from far but far from good. haha
airborn54 0
I agree, make them a dam sammich to change their minds about you
suppressed08 2
You should probably pretend you didnt hear that :P time to decide whether you don't care or re-evaluate yourself. I suggest not caring :)
makemeasandwich 0
lol @21
MhP_fml 0
lol Canadian ballers
Justforlolz 14
Lolz owned. :P
jikarta 0
good from far but far from good
omgmorganomg 0
haha, #1, I agree, burn
phantom956 2
good from far but far from good
skroal 7
YDI for being in the distance.
VegasSkiess 0
lol thts a burn. the guys are rude. and u shouldn't let it go to ur head. so this isn't much of an fml:)
buzz18 7
lol, at least think your still hott? from a distance better, but still hott at least
KrystalCaliyah 0
still that sorta suckss ... YDI for being hottter in distance && Ok upclose [ JK ] ..
legonut4 0
it's funny because u weren't actually hot
nabo4u 0
just get some massive DD implants and lose about 30 pounds. while your at it, lipo the fat out of your thighs and arms, bleach and straighten your hair, get some stiletto heels and short mini skirt. do these few simple things and you'll be ok
triggerit 5
lol
sulfuras24 0
u looked hotter ur still hot take it that way
nyrangers1022 6
good from far. far from good
justsayfuck 5
That's the ******* fifth time someone says that! Read people, read.
comatoast 0
hey! I know! someone else put "good from far, far from good." because it needs to be posted like 150 more times!! brilliant!
huggi09 0
damnn 12 u beat me to it!! everything was hott but her face baha
the_flirtt 0
haha that sucks but your only semi ugly
KSants7 0
You look like my friend's dad. Were you in the Strongest Man Competition?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Anyone else read #65 in the voice of Sarcasm Guy from Family Guy?
okieraider71 4
Are you a "Butterface"?
randomlettrrs 8
18, shookitup, definitly would be hot up close
Brittneyyyy 7
Aww that's still mean to say though. But yeah at least they didn't say you're ugly.
tweetbaby14 18
I think 10 more people should say good from far, far from good because we all want to hear it some more...
the_flirtt 0
lol ya fursure
DocBastard 40
More like a Monet. Looks good from a distance, but when viewed up close, it's all kinds of ****** up.
EastonxStealth 0
good from far far from good SUCK IT gay boiiiiiiie!
RedPillSucks 33
Today, I'd never heard the "good from far, far from good" comment until now. In this single FML I'm already tired of it. FML
Sharpie23 7
I'm not going to lie, I say that a lot. seems like a lot of girls have general beauty but the details aren't there.
Reddiii 0
(Lol! Sounds like something my brother would say) And OP, don't worry what they think and suck it up.
ersa1802 0
well, atleast you look hot from a distance.
956TXking 0
^far*
evig_fml 16
I could see a Mexican saying that xD at leasts that's how I picture it in my mind
GraffitiBomb 2
Here in NYC we call that a Long Range SCUD. Lookin' good from Long Range but up close you're like Ew...Scud.
sactownsfinest 0
hahaha.......OP your probably were walking around like your shit don't stank, all stuck up. but if your face is bumpin then there's no saving you
jennniferlea 4
yesss
Zappyyy 2
burinbf
zanguard 0
67=win
zayah_fml 0
ha that was me and my friend frank
Mickay1232 0
OWNED!!!!!! lol
DirtyDrumStool 0
you're ugly
knittkat 0
how do u no if she's fat?!
hawkeye2414 2
That sux op
rends 0
maybe ur still cute? he said hotter, not hot
FMLFML123123 0
50 yard fakeout..
monkeybanana 7
"pretty from afar and afar from pretty..." I heard that Like 4 years ago
kuntageous 0
lol. doesn't that suck.
yellowdub 4
lol that's normal.
sabbathblck666 5
somebody call the whaaambulance
fistnazal 10
hahahaha, yess!!
raineydayes 0
Ha I heard that joke in like fifth grade!!
FreshSalad 1
oh well maybe you're still hot
NewKidirus 0
meh, I say, sucks that your ego is fragile.
jumpinurpants 0
u shouldve stayed at a farther distance. or just dropped the mother fucka who said that
tboudre 0
a lot of times, you might look hotter from a distance. not necessarily an FML, unless they say "scud".
Jimboom 12
Lol. As me and my friends used to say. Nice from far, but far from nice. And don't worry OP, I'm sure there's a near-sighted guy out there just for you. ;-)