Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
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Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
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burned
sabbathblck666 5
somebody call the whaaambulance
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Comments (251)
rogueangel9 4
you look like a Monet? really good from a distance but skatzad close up.
justsayfuck 5
Whiner alert!
justsayfuck 5
What's up with your dog? Looks like a panda :)
raineydayes 0
I love how iicaptain has a new dog picture everyday. Dogs are the best. :)
lulu_06 0
HAHAA REJECTED !
CitrusGirl 0
what a whiner. they didn't say she looked ugly did they? just that she looked less hot close up
selenagirl_fml 0
YDI for passing by!!!!!!!!!! lol jk.
jumpinurpants 0
#39 are u pregnant?
justsayfuck 5
'Is that a dog?' I can understand. 'Is that a fuzz ball?' I can relate to. But 'are you pregnant?'...
v_garcia3 0
45: no pregnant girl has their stomach that high up!!! ur an idiot
RainbowBitch15 11
it's a mogwai!!! :D ur gonna kill it keepin it in the sun... :(
huggi09 0
45 YDI WTF it's a gah damn dog can you really be that ****** stupid
selenagirl_fml 0
97, its a Guh damn bunny!!!! lolz
justsayfuck 5
My bunny keeps on confusing people :)
selenagirl_fml 0
at least I knew it was a bunny...
melainie 0
as long as your confident, who thé **** cares what a dumbass Guy says. thé fact that hé would even say that infront of you shows his an idiot
RainbowBitch15 11
that baby is adorable!
manda980 0
u shoulda said at least I'm not as bad at u....if he was uglyy
mc4_fml 0
isn't everyone hotter from a distance?
roflinyourwaffle 0
incorrect. please try again.
tweetbaby14 18
nope but I have been told I look Mexican from a distance :/
selenagirl_fml 0
so? boo hoo for you...