Hedging your bets

By mauimango7 - 27/07/2010 10:07 - United States

Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML
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Your boyfriend is a win.

RedPillSucks 31

so, the FML here is that you can't take a joke?


Your boyfriend is a win.

Mrs_Mcgee 0

lol. damn.

ThatsJustMii 0


funny stuff... he needs to take his precautions....

JohnnyHobo 0

Hahha aw you would squishie him:((

it's funny because he thinks your fat

knight0748 5

that's a valid question, so how much do you weight? and how much can your bf bench?

supergirl69_fml 0

haha 18, hangover reference?

twinny_sc 13

Well...how much do you weigh?

#26 I think this was the Family Guy reference. Hangover would be 'It's funny cuz you're fat' :)

Shookitup 0

how much do you weigh??

TurboTalon 0

The transporter needs to know the exact weight and dimensions of a package before making a deal.

xtfauthorx 0

really I've been telling people that since third grade, I'm sort of a douche

andrea_calderon 0


JayColt 0

26 ummm no just because it was said in a movie doesn't means it's a refrence??

M4V3R1CKR13 0

number 4 is homosexual? correct?

M4V3R1CKR13 0

what happend to 4 comment?

ciciloves96 0

agreed with 9 haha

but then he burns the details

he was probably joking

tanjoodo 3

#1 WIN

18's "catch" is explaining the obvious in every FML. He's essentially a parrot, hence the pic. Now I've done the same to him.

that's what happens when you ask loaded questions

how much do you weigh...?

laugh laugh laugh

Orrrrr, you know, you could've just gotten up off the couch to grab it

JayColt 0

11 = dumazz. she needed to stand on the arm of the couch to reach the book

Orrr maybe OP is too short I reach it and had to stand on the arm of the couch to get it. Duh.

RedPillSucks 31

so, the FML here is that you can't take a joke?

I wouldn't think that's something to necessarily get upset about. What if he was just joking around? I understand you can be sensitive to your weight, but have faith in the boyfriend. Lol.

whatsernam3 3

awesome pic(:


Kawaiichan42 3

I hate when women complain about answers to questions they don't like. If you can't handle all the possible answers, don't ask the question.

Nothing wrong with being cautious!

samgar 0

Nothing really wrong with this, he just asking a smart question, cause if your 200 pounds its probably out of the question.