Hedging your bets

By mauimango7 - 27/07/2010 10:07 - United States

Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML
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RedPillSucks 31

so, the FML here is that you can't take a joke?


funny stuff... he needs to take his precautions....

JohnnyHobo 0

Hahha aw you would squishie him:((

it's funny because he thinks your fat

knight0748 5

that's a valid question, so how much do you weight? and how much can your bf bench?

supergirl69_fml 0

haha 18, hangover reference?

twinny_sc 13

Well...how much do you weigh?

#26 I think this was the Family Guy reference. Hangover would be 'It's funny cuz you're fat' :)

Shookitup 0
TurboTalon 0

The transporter needs to know the exact weight and dimensions of a package before making a deal.

xtfauthorx 0

really I've been telling people that since third grade, I'm sort of a douche

JayColt 0

26 ummm no just because it was said in a movie doesn't means it's a refrence??

M4V3R1CKR13 0

number 4 is homosexual? correct?

M4V3R1CKR13 0
ciciloves96 0

18's "catch" is explaining the obvious in every FML. He's essentially a parrot, hence the pic. Now I've done the same to him.

that's what happens when you ask loaded questions

Orrrrr, you know, you could've just gotten up off the couch to grab it

JayColt 0

11 = dumazz. she needed to stand on the arm of the couch to reach the book

Orrr maybe OP is too short I reach it and had to stand on the arm of the couch to get it. Duh.

RedPillSucks 31

so, the FML here is that you can't take a joke?

I wouldn't think that's something to necessarily get upset about. What if he was just joking around? I understand you can be sensitive to your weight, but have faith in the boyfriend. Lol.


Kawaiichan42 3

I hate when women complain about answers to questions they don't like. If you can't handle all the possible answers, don't ask the question.

samgar 0

Nothing really wrong with this, he just asking a smart question, cause if your 200 pounds its probably out of the question.