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Today, my friends and I were hanging out when we thought it would be cool to set off a few fireworks. Nothing burns quite like the hair on the left side of your head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10215) - you deserved it (38357)

On 06/25/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Except the hair on the right side! Ouch! Bet it smells too. Your life sucks!

#3 - On 06/25/2010 at 7:04pm by ArtIsResistance7

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21-pardon me, sir gangster, but your trousers are descending.

#94 - On 06/25/2010 at 10:40pm by ninjasaurous

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