Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML I agree, your life sucks 36144 I agree, your life sucks 36144 You deserved it 5656 You deserved it 5656 3 2 11 30 By Anonymous - / Friday 25 June 2010 09:36 / United States
Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss... I agree, your life sucks 37430 I agree, your life sucks 37430 You deserved it 6113 You deserved it 6113 156
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even... I agree, your life sucks 162 I agree, your life sucks 162 You deserved it 323 You deserved it 323 292
Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a "documentary". The branch snapped and I fell out of the tree and onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell... I agree, your life sucks 33221 I agree, your life sucks 33221 You deserved it 11280 You deserved it 11280 77
Today, after a long shift I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I decided to finish up the night with a soothing bubble bath. It... I agree, your life sucks 1 I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair....down there. It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get... I agree, your life sucks 3 I agree, your life sucks 3 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Portugal Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I dislike the most, to which I blurted out "people". I don't think I'm landing this one. FML
India Today, I got into a huge fight with a 6’3” 200 lb guy over my girlfriend of a month, who he claims to have been dating for 2 months. I'm 6’1” myself, but...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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