Today, my friends and I were hanging out when we thought it would be cool to set off a few fireworks. Nothing burns quite like the hair on the left side of your head. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box, "Face this side towards crowd for the best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on its side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I surprised my friend at their birthday party with a confetti cannon. I pulled the string, expecting colorful joy. Instead, it misfired, launched backwards and smacked me in the forehead. The confetti came out five seconds later, directly onto my dazed head. FML
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Top comments
ArtIsResistance7 1
Except the hair on the right side! Ouch! Bet it smells too. Your life sucks!
ninjasaurous 0
21-pardon me, sir gangster, but your trousers are descending.
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Comments (139)
the_Flirt 0
firecrackers go off rlly fast
Igor_g5 0
Retard. Can't set off fireworks without setting your head on fire?
stephx11 0
lmao! would you like an epic with that fail? (;
Savie_Anna 0
ur a smart retard aren't u? :p
selenagirl_fml 0
omg just like Michael Jackson lol I hope your brain still works op lol
Stevefett 0
That happened to James Hetfield from Metallica too. Except he stepped into the pyrotechnics as they went off. It was awful. Just sayin'
ArtIsResistance7 1
Yeah that shit was crazy Steve! So glad he made a full recovery, they sound awesome even today.
selenagirl_fml 0
I heard....
Stevefett 0
62- Yeah man. Metallica has been through a lot of crap but they always bounce back. James was effed up pretty bad though. You are right though, they sound better than ever.
sammehsaurus 0
83- Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's no way to keep those guys down haha:)
canyouwangchung 0
actually the hair on the right side of your head burns just as well.
PhoenixFiend 0
Lol fail. I believe you're the 8th person to try to use that line.
jizzmode 0
Actually the hair on the right si-- Oh wait. This is why personal fireworks are illegal in my city. People are ruh-tards.
Stevefett 0
68- nice Hangover reference.
PhoenixFiend 0
Not at the table, Carlos!
SpotXSpot 5
Get a haircut, ya hippie!
yourmom5849 0
you guys r retarded YDI
qazxsw1463 0
you are a tool!