Today, my friends and I were hanging out when we thought it would be cool to set off a few fireworks. Nothing burns quite like the hair on the left side of your head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box, "Face this side towards crowd for the best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on its side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I surprised my friend at their birthday party with a confetti cannon. I pulled the string, expecting colorful joy. Instead, it misfired, launched backwards and smacked me in the forehead. The confetti came out five seconds later, directly onto my dazed head. FML
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Top comments
ArtIsResistance7 1
Except the hair on the right side! Ouch! Bet it smells too. Your life sucks!
ninjasaurous 0
21-pardon me, sir gangster, but your trousers are descending.
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Comments (139)
ATL_chris 6
roman candle win
donicus 0
what about the right side of your head?
puppyloverpeace 1
fake. you would me dead, i would know… rip family friend. its not funny to pie about serious stuff like that. not cool
PhoenixFiend 0
You're dumb. OP didn't say it was a big firework. Lrn 2 rede
FarSide 23
lern 2 right
PhoenixFiend 0
I dnt no hao :(
selenagirl_fml 0
only one thing left for op to do, run away from home... lol
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
I've donee tht beforee:) not thaa hair thingyy but thee firew0rkss.
superbadd 0
were the extra letters and numbers necissary? oh let me translate. weree thee extraa letterss andd numberss necissaryy??
aquarist 0
Why would you ever lean over fireworks??? You are so stupid and you shouldn't even be using fireworks. I started doing fireworks when I was 12 though....they're soooo much fun.
blue_eyes4602 0
You are such an idiot op for setting off fireworks and being that close to them where it would burn your hair. I myself have set off fireworks plenty of times and never burned my hair.
superbadd 0
-shrugs- karmas a bitch
LongAndHard 0
Couldn't one of the OP's friends shot him with a roman candle or a bottle rocket?
superbadd 0
D: where I live bottle rockets are illegal. not sure if it's like that everywhere else.
BonJovi821 3
It's not like that everywhere else. I know in New Mexico, there's fireworks stores on every corner.
XXXL87 0
YDI for being a retard around fireworks. the whole "place on the ground" warning isnt just for fun dipshit. its cause of assholes like you that there are warning labels to begin with.