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Today, I just let out all my feeling for a woman that I have loved for 22 years. When I finished she said "You're so funny" and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31048) - you deserved it (5628)

On 10/14/2009 at 9:48pm - love - by diskdude13 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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this has to be the most common theme ever: "I told a stranger I've secretly loved/stalked them forever then they laughed/called the police. FML."

Seriously? This place has more stalkers than facebook...

#2 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:22am by o76923

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22 years? Too slow. YDI

#5 - On 10/15/2009 at 2:25am by treminaor

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