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By diskdude13 - 15/10/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I just let out all my feeling for a woman that I have loved for 22 years. When I finished, she said "You're so funny!" and walked away. FML

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By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

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By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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By Ih8ungratefulb - 23/04/2023 00:00

Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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By Oraashi - 26/06/2012 17:18 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML

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You deserved it 2 890

By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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You deserved it 19 449

Tainted Love

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 21:27 - United States

Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 725

By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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Top comments

o76923 8

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:22

this has to be the most common theme ever: "I told a stranger I've secretly loved/stalked them forever then they laughed/called the police. FML." Seriously? This place has more stalkers than facebook...

treminaor 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:25

22 years? Too slow. YDI

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iamjtsocool 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:21

uber lame

Duckasaurus 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 13:40

22 years? Give it up already.

sexxxtacy 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 21:48

******* seriously...and im tired of you dumbasses like the op thinking "oh i like this girl. i must be in love." if some girl came up to me and said "ive loved you for two years but just didnt have the courage to tell you" i'd probly be like "you know how we hold conversations on a regular basis? yeah lets stop doing that."

dark_mullet 0

Friday 23 October 2009 21:58

If a girl came up to me and said that, I'd do her.

ZleveL 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:02

76 I feel ya there homes

ARScratch 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 8:47

well good thing you won't ever have to be put in that situation, #50

TheOptimist 0

Friday 3 September 2010 7:54

Time to start attending the Stalkers Anonymous meetings, OP. After that amount of time, and your not dating or married, it's called obsession. That shrine on your wall, it isn't what normal people do.

o76923 8

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:22

this has to be the most common theme ever: "I told a stranger I've secretly loved/stalked them forever then they laughed/called the police. FML." Seriously? This place has more stalkers than facebook...

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:23

No kidding! Shit, how many people need to grow some testicles/ovaries? 22 ******* years!? No sympathy.

MrWombastic 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 13:10

Agree, this is a YDI for waiting 22 freakin years!

ladiesman14 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:23

first i made it

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:51

STEEERIKE!

treminaor 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:25

22 years? Too slow. YDI

ht01 0

Monday 1 November 2010 7:18

agreed u shuldve gotten over yur crush rather than waitin for years o.0

Emperor_Jim 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:28

Agreed with almost everyone above. YDI for being a spineless pussy for 22 years. Of course she thought you were funny... you're a ******* joke.

Bloodknight 22

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:49

22 years...Seriously??? No wonder she thinks your a ******* joke! You should have manned up about 2 decades ago. You majorly deserved it!

nicktowery 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:54

**** off ladiesman

eclecticist 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:56

she's probably married after 22 years, so you knew that was coming

OffKilter 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 9:00

Yeah man. YOU DESERVE IT. Why wait for 22 ******* years? Really. Wtf. Move on, find another girl. THERE ARE LOTS OUT THERE YOU KNOW.

Luckster 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 9:12

22 years? I'm sorry, but you really deserved it.

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