Work, Annoying, Coworkers and Instagram: Social media was a mistake

Social media was a mistake

By Nextman - 14/06/2019 06:24

Today, my coworker, who is constantly singing "Baby Shark," wanted to take selfie for her Instagram account. She moved all the junk from her desk to mine, so her desk would look great in the picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 05:56 - United States - Sacramento

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

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By inappropes - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 08:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I was WFH on a video call with my team when my toddler barged into the room. As I tried to calmly guide her out, she managed to turn my Bluetooth speaker on, which started blasting "Baby Shark" to my entire team. They now have a new nickname for me. FML

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By Karaoke Queen - 20/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML

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Thanks mom!

By hatedatwork - 02/09/2019 13:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, my CEO called and spoke to me like I'm a child. Apparently, she has a surprise for me, "but only if I clean up my office first." She hasn't been to my office in months because she works in another state. Turns out, someone texted her a picture of my messy office. FML

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By not crazy enough - 17/11/2014 18:48 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, at work, a crazy customer forced me to promise to take a holiday greeting picture of my cat and myself for her. She says she'll be back and expects one. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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By "mala_19" - 04/09/2017 23:15

Today, once again, my boss posted a selfie with a Snapchat filter on the company's Facebook page. She doesn't see how it's unprofessional. FML

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By Addianna - 15/12/2016 16:04 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, and every day this week, my office mate has decided to "liven up the place" by singing and whistling Christmas tunes and other unknown songs. She has zero musical ability. FML

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We can see you

By crunknasty - 30/03/2013 05:19 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Friday 14 June 2019 6:32

If it's on your desk, then it's obviously yours to break, destroy, and throw away as you wish, right? :D

Charlie Given 26

Friday 14 June 2019 6:28

How old is your coworker 5 yrs old, because that's my 5 yr olds favorite song , just start singing the daddy finger song it's way more annoying or the crazy frog she'll shut up real fast

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Charlie Given 26

Friday 14 June 2019 6:28

How old is your coworker 5 yrs old, because that's my 5 yr olds favorite song , just start singing the daddy finger song it's way more annoying or the crazy frog she'll shut up real fast

bl3ur0z3 17

Friday 14 June 2019 6:47

Daddy finger, daddy finger, where are you? Here I am, here I am, how do you do?

jbuckets_404 38

Friday 14 June 2019 6:32

If it's on your desk, then it's obviously yours to break, destroy, and throw away as you wish, right? :D

bl3ur0z3 17

Friday 14 June 2019 6:46

Moving things from one desk to another then back again is way more time and effort than cleaning it up, but whatevs. Or maybe she was cleaning and giving you what she no longer needs. Once it's on your desk, it's yours. Destroy it, take it home, do whatever. If she wanted to keep it, she wouldn't have gifted it to you.