Today, I just let out all my feeling for a woman that I have loved for 22 years. When I finished, she said "You're so funny!" and walked away. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I was out of town on a work trip. I'd fought with my wife before leaving, and I felt bad, so I called her and poured my heart out, telling her how much I loved her. She sighed and said, "Okay, anyway…" and complained about bills and chores for ten minutes, then wouldn't say she loved me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
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o76923 8
this has to be the most common theme ever: "I told a stranger I've secretly loved/stalked them forever then they laughed/called the police. FML." Seriously? This place has more stalkers than facebook...
treminaor 0
22 years? Too slow. YDI
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AsAlwaysAndrew 0
22 Years is probably way too long to wait. Loll. But that still stings man. >.
TheTruth1428 0
YDI. You aren't "In love" with her, you're a creep stalker that's been OBSESSED with her for 22 years. Get over it, you're a creep, you're lucky all she said was "your funny" not "Here's a restraining order freak"
DeadMansCrack 4
This is why you don't rush into things. Take your time, old chap, she'll come around. I'd say maybe in another 17 years she'll be ready for that kind of commitment.
thatpianoguy612 0
Maybe he meant to type "2" and hit it twice? *shrug* Still too long.
danielleFML 0
even if that was meant to say 2, it's still pathetic.
unFmyLife 0
Some people are just scared of being hurt. I think two years is acceptable if it was meant to be 2. 22 is definitely not! Anyway, My point is I was secretly in love with my boyfriend for a little over 3 years before we got together. And, if it wasn't for shit loads of alcohol on my 21st giving it away, I never would have had the courage to tell him how I feel. It was tough since we were good friends. It's a huge risk. Maybe that's why the OP waited so long.
couny343 1
Oh my god there are so many of these fmls. People get rejected, it's shit but get the **** over it!!
nabzilla 0
wow you sure held on. but honestly 22 years? if she hadnt already picked it up before you told her maybe that was a sign to let go?
teiso_fml 0
I'm sorry you got rejected but what's up with people professing their undying love for the first time to people who were previously just friends? Hasn't anyone ever heard of taking it slowly? Ask her to dinner or something first, at least. I mean, maybe that's why she thought you were being funny. Because you had shown no interest in her before and suddenly you've been in love with her for 22 years. It does sound like you were coming on a bit strong. Also, I was two years old 22 years ago.
crash52181 0
22 Years?! Are you ******* kidding me?! You have definitely never seen a naked woman, nor had your penis anywhere close to a woman's mouth and/or ******...loser!
melyeah 9
woah... 22 years... what a waste..