Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML
by wendtinmypants / 05/31/2014 at 11:05am / United States (Nebraska) / Love
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I hate when that happens. At least when I'm doing it on purpose I can fart a catchy tune.
#1 - On 05/31/2014 at 3:14pm by TheDrifter
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Well, if she's the kind of girlfriend that you can be comfortable and goofy with, she'll laugh and jokingly hold it against you. Haha I wouldn't worry about it too much :p
#2 - On 05/31/2014 at 3:15pm by FieryBeach
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