Yep lady, you got a great lover there, maybe not so good in his choice of words, but hey at least he's honest

That's probably the most romantic thing I've ever read.

Rare experiences are better appreciated experiences. I bet he's constipated!

Who says romance is dead? Just think, every time he farts-- it's his booty hole whispering "I love you!"

This is the most romantic FML I've ever read!

His love for you is like diarrhea... He just can't hold it in.

Being compared to poop is the greatest honor any person can have. You're a lucky gal

How could you say no to a good poop?

Diwn

I've got to say, when you gotta poo really bad. It's incredibly satisfying to release it. But it does suck that he used that sensation for engagement purposes.

yeah, Lady.

I would think it was the "ruining the mood" that ticked her off. I'm pretty easygoing myself, but that's a pretty immature. x)

haha, nah, I think it's kind of funny, wouldn't have bothered me at all :) sounds like he loves you a whole bunch, getting upset cause he didn't sugercoat it enough for you is a little drastic :)

I agree, I read somewhere that some MRIs or whatever have shown that the nice feeling you get when you drop a load is second best only to an ******. So basically, the boyfriend was just describing it more precisely than the usual "loving you is GREAT". I mean, sure, it's not something you'd write in a poem, but come on. He probably isn't watching his tongue at all times, because he feels relaxed and well in his most intimate relationship, which is with his gf. At least there's a good chance he was being honest and not just using some empty sweet words that we've all seen so, so many times ("you complete me", anyone?)

There's always that one person...

The amount of times this pun has been used is too damn high!

If I had a nickel for every time I read that horrendous pun, I could buy a Porshe.

Only a Porshe? I could buy a mansion with that money!

No. No one else.

#3 you deserve the deserve the firing squad

when will people learn?

#45 - It should be "number of times," not "amount of times." "Amount" is used for something you can't easily measure, like light or air. Grammar Bog.

he loves you more than the extreme sudden relief from his bowels. Now that's halmark card love right there.

ahaha they really should put that on a hallmark card lmao

He's got some poetry going on :)