Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets...

By Anonymous - 25/01/2014 15:43 - United States - South Salem

Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By ordinaryday - 22/05/2012 12:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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By iheartmorons - 14/01/2012 14:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 16:00 - United States - Rochester

Today, as I listened to the guy I've been seeing pour his heart out to me, all I could think about was how much I needed to poop. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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By Maddii1112 - 10/08/2016 19:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By ilivehere - 17/07/2013 14:20 - United States - Moline

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML

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killuhand 12

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:51

now that's love.

ThirstyGrunt 6

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:51

Not really something to be upset about, lady.

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mpkpm 19

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:53

Those are pretty strong feelings

kylieh72 25

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:55

At least he didn't tell you that you're so loyal he'll never need to marry you.

thebestdancerz 13

Sunday 26 January 2014 4:47

I remember that FML. That was horrible.

awkwardlysmiles 12

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:55

You got yourself a smooth talker & congrats on the proposal :).

pinkster2014 25

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:55

At least he's original!??

jgomez58 12

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:56

He is a true romantic.

mattyiscool123 26

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:56

Hey we'll at least he loves you

ShadowSneaker360 16

Sunday 26 January 2014 1:41

This is the grammar police. Come out with your hands up. *well

oathkeeper99 31

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:56

I would take that as a huge compliment. Congrats OP, you found a keeper.

myusername83 10

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:56

He's a keeper

MixedGurl97 10

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:57

How is this an fml? That's actually really sweet!

tyler22waters 8

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:58

That's a sincere compliment

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