Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
Today, as I listened to the guy I've been seeing pour his heart out to me, all I could think about was how much I needed to poop. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML
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Top comments
killuhand 12
now that's love.
ThirstyGrunt 6
Not really something to be upset about, lady.
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Comments (148)
MidnaLink 33
Just think if that were said in reverse. Thankfully, it wasn't!
worldclassrager 39
That's true love there...
Bossgirlhana 15
You found yourself a talented poet there OP.
Ambrily 27
Wow, such a romantic boy! (^_-)
stfudonnie 10
That's quite the statement. He must really have feelings for you.
jasminetslater 13
You said yes, right?
NandaPanda 22
How... Should that even be called romantic?
starstar2014 4
you my friend have got yourself a keeper!
hyperbeast101 1
Why is that an FML moment?
sanecatlady 13
because when a man proposes to his girlfriend it's supposed to be like something out of a romance novel and he's supposed to say stuff that sounds like it came out of a Hallmark card, and it's a memory women are supposed to love and cherish forever. Or maybe other women anyway, I am not one of them and I hate how society thinks I'm worthless for still being single. In the bad old days if a woman was in her late 20's and not married she was a spinster who was believed to be long past her marrying and childbearing years. The only thing that's really changed is that most people live past their 40's now. :-p
sanecatlady 13
Well that sure killed the romance. Hope he's a bit more mature as a husband.