Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend,...

By Anonymous - 10/1/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML

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By nut_hicky66 | 0

#766370 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:15

wow...fyl for sure...you should've just slapped her and told her to fuck off...

By spazz1824 | 0

#766374 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:16

definately would have told her off for being that rude. what a bitch

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By nut_hicky66 | 0

#766370 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:15

wow...fyl for sure...you should've just slapped her and told her to fuck off...

lendmeyourteeth | 0

#766437 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:28

init way to pick the classy ladies ;)

PeopleRSoDumb | 0

#766490 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:49

Shoulda been like... "Yeah, totally. And the chubbier the chick, the grosser the stories she tells."

The_Pleb | 0

#766505 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:58

Lol calm down people, shes just making humor

You guys should learn to not take it so serious =p

jessxoxo28 | 5

#766540 - Sunday 10 January 2010 21:22

LMAO #14!!!
sure it may be humor, but its still pretty bitchy of her to say that

Reyo | 2

#766655 - Sunday 10 January 2010 22:56

There's a difference between "Lol, you so ugly *playful shove*" and "Man...you're ugly *awkwared silence*"

Dimmak_fml | 1

#767275 - Monday 11 January 2010 3:56

In Soviet Russia, poop takes you!

Flutist | 3

#767454 - Monday 11 January 2010 5:45

In Soviet Russia you would have been shot for that joke.

Gothgrl39 | 0

#767673 - Monday 11 January 2010 9:06

Agreed

ffmmllyaya | 0

#793620 - Saturday 23 January 2010 19:49

I found that to be true too. I'm a straight male n if the girl isn't extremely attractive I have more fun. if she is extremely attractive I usually have other stuff on my mind or try too hard