FML : Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend,...

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Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 10 January 2010 16:19 / United States

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By nut_hicky66 | 0

#766370 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:15

wow...fyl for sure...you should've just slapped her and told her to fuck off...

By spazz1824 | 0

#766374 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:16

definately would have told her off for being that rude. what a bitch

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By nut_hicky66 | 0

#766370 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:15

wow...fyl for sure...you should've just slapped her and told her to fuck off...

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lendmeyourteeth | 0

#766437 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:28

init way to pick the classy ladies ;)

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PeopleRSoDumb | 0

#766490 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:49

Shoulda been like... "Yeah, totally. And the chubbier the chick, the grosser the stories she tells."

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The_Pleb | 0

#766505 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:58

Lol calm down people, shes just making humor

You guys should learn to not take it so serious =p

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jessxoxo28 | 5

#766540 - Sunday 10 January 2010 21:22

LMAO #14!!!
sure it may be humor, but its still pretty bitchy of her to say that

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Reyo | 2

#766655 - Sunday 10 January 2010 22:56

There's a difference between "Lol, you so ugly *playful shove*" and "Man...you're ugly *awkwared silence*"

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Dimmak_fml | 1

#767275 - Monday 11 January 2010 3:56

In Soviet Russia, poop takes you!

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Flutist | 3

#767454 - Monday 11 January 2010 5:45

In Soviet Russia you would have been shot for that joke.

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Gothgrl39 | 0

#767673 - Monday 11 January 2010 9:06

Agreed

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ffmmllyaya | 0

#793620 - Saturday 23 January 2010 19:49

I found that to be true too. I'm a straight male n if the girl isn't extremely attractive I have more fun. if she is extremely attractive I usually have other stuff on my mind or try too hard

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fuzz97 | 22

#849644 - Friday 12 February 2010 22:49

@#1: werd.

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Blame_The_Dog | 0

#1047342 - Monday 28 June 2010 19:58

no. #1 is wrong, you should of simply raped her. Stole her money, and told her If she tells she dies.

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pwincessa23 | 1

#1170255 - Sunday 1 August 2010 10:02

it's one of the girls from two girls one cup! ewww! jk lol

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purplewheels | 0

#3114380 - Monday 15 August 2011 20:56

Haha

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alliewillie | 22

#3916867 - Saturday 21 January 2012 2:59

... And you like her because of her sparkling personality? Apparent friendliness? Compassion towards others feelings?

Seriously I'm drawing a blank.

By JassyJas | 2

#766372 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:15

buuuurn

By spazz1824 | 0

#766374 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:16

definately would have told her off for being that rude. what a bitch

By BB7 | 0

#766399 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:20

YDI for being friend with a bitch

By iamgoofymovie | 0

#766402 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:21

haha that's funny

By holaworld | 0

#766415 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:24

wow harsh much

By Invisable_No_one | 0

#766419 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:25

tell her she's fat...that'll get her

By MadeOfAwesome | 1

#766420 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:25

"pooping adventures"?! I fail to see what it is adventurous about shitting

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neko_ceko | 3

#766609 - Sunday 10 January 2010 22:05

Haha that's funny

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rogeriskira | 5

#809955 - Saturday 30 January 2010 19:33

Yeah what can be so adventurous about that?

By marycharles | 0

#766468 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:38

wowww. that's a diss

By kiendudu | 2

#766480 - Sunday 10 January 2010 20:46

youll get your girl mate

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