Miscellaneous: Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML

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nut_hicky66 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:15

wow...fyl for sure...you should've just slapped her and told her to fuck off...

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Sunday 10 January 2010 20:16

definately would have told her off for being that rude. what a bitch

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nut_hicky66 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:15

wow...fyl for sure...you should've just slapped her and told her to fuck off...

lendmeyourteeth 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:28

init way to pick the classy ladies ;)

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Sunday 10 January 2010 20:49

Shoulda been like... "Yeah, totally. And the chubbier the chick, the grosser the stories she tells."

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Sunday 10 January 2010 20:58

Lol calm down people, shes just making humor You guys should learn to not take it so serious =p

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Sunday 10 January 2010 21:22

LMAO #14!!! sure it may be humor, but its still pretty bitchy of her to say that

Reyo 2

Sunday 10 January 2010 22:56

There's a difference between "Lol, you so ugly *playful shove*" and "Man...you're ugly *awkwared silence*"

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Monday 11 January 2010 3:56

In Soviet Russia, poop takes you!

Flutist 3

Monday 11 January 2010 5:45

In Soviet Russia you would have been shot for that joke.

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Monday 11 January 2010 9:06

Agreed

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Saturday 23 January 2010 19:49

I found that to be true too. I'm a straight male n if the girl isn't extremely attractive I have more fun. if she is extremely attractive I usually have other stuff on my mind or try too hard

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Friday 12 February 2010 22:49

@#1: werd.

Blame_The_Dog 0

Monday 28 June 2010 19:58

no. #1 is wrong, you should of simply raped her. Stole her money, and told her If she tells she dies.

pwincessa23 1

Sunday 1 August 2010 10:02

it's one of the girls from two girls one cup! ewww! jk lol

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Monday 15 August 2011 20:56

Haha

alliewillie 22

Saturday 21 January 2012 2:59

... And you like her because of her sparkling personality? Apparent friendliness? Compassion towards others feelings? Seriously I'm drawing a blank.

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Sunday 10 January 2010 20:15

buuuurn

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Sunday 10 January 2010 20:16

definately would have told her off for being that rude. what a bitch

BB7 0

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Sunday 10 January 2010 20:20

YDI for being friend with a bitch

iamgoofymovie 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:21

haha that's funny

holaworld 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:24

wow harsh much

Invisable_No_one 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:25

tell her she's fat...that'll get her

MadeOfAwesome 1

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Sunday 10 January 2010 20:25

"pooping adventures"?! I fail to see what it is adventurous about shitting

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Sunday 10 January 2010 22:05

Haha that's funny

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Saturday 30 January 2010 19:33

Yeah what can be so adventurous about that?

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Sunday 10 January 2010 20:38

wowww. that's a diss

kiendudu 2

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:46

youll get your girl mate

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