Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
Today, as I listened to the guy I've been seeing pour his heart out to me, all I could think about was how much I needed to poop. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML
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Top comments
killuhand 12
now that's love.
ThirstyGrunt 6
Not really something to be upset about, lady.
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Comments (148)
blackonblight 32
There's got to be a joke related to prostate stimulation in here somewhere but I can't put my finger on it. But then, I'm not in medicine.
Darbstar101 19
It's the thought that counts right?
Pilos_in_manu_fml 7
You accepted right? That was a true, heartfelt love declaration right there.
KB616 11
Lol I thought it was silly & cute. Don't take life so seriously. ;)
norwegianboip 17
Thats a serious compliment
3yellowzebras 19
I'm going to design a greeting card with this, fantastic! Who doesn't love a good poop?
bigdude1302 2
atleast he said he loves you more than the pooping thing! not like just as much as:P
EvilLittleMan 23
That is just so romantic. You're the stain in his underwear of life.
stargirl_95 24
Although that is quite an awkward way for him to describe his love, you have to admit that it sounds about 100 times more sincere than the typical romantic stuff. I'd rather hear that than "I love you to the moon and back" because at least he wasn't regurgitating some tired overused cliché. I hope you said yes. Congratulations on the proposal!
SexPot143 13
Well thats kinda sweet lol