Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML

by CUCKOO / 10/26/2013 at 5:27pm / United Kingdom / Love

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  • Tell her that someone who says lol and rofl out loud messes with your spiritual energy!

    #1 - On 10/26/2013 at 8:21pm by mrlaidback992

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  • Well, it will be easier to follow the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule with this one.

    #8 - On 10/26/2013 at 8:26pm by Ytram

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