Today, my psycho girlfriend tried to blackmail me into giving her money, threatening to show everyone the nude pictures I'd recently sent her. Except the pictures on her phone that she threatened me with weren't even of me. Nice to know I'm also being cheated on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I "hacked" my girlfriend's phone and found out she's been cheating on me for the last 6 months. She's pissed at me because I hacked her phone and invaded her privacy. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
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Top comments
seacadet 18
Ditch the Bitch.
jw90 18
You mean psycho ex-girlfriend right?
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Comments (110)
seacadet 18
Ditch the Bitch.
ryanthecheeseguy 18
Aaaaaand the comment we've been looking for!
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"Psycho Bitch" by Tech N9ne... now I understand why he wrote that song...
goose12321 11
#11 well this time it's actually warranted.
TheCanucklehead 22
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"
LegolasPrincess 10
Truer words have never been spoke.
icyhottt 11
Seriously fyl this is going to find horrible but I'm happy its not me
hienzburgess 9
Spoken *
ohgeejosee 19
Woooaaahhh OP, cheating and threatening you for money!??? I'm kind of disappointed this post didn't start with "my EX girlfriend" ...
SomeRandomGuy15 18
50- Don't worry, I'm pretty sure OP is sane enough to have dumped her.
CanadiAnM8 24
This is an FML where DUMP HER/HIM comments are acceptable.
Raesin 21
*spake
tjv3 10
OP please tell me that she is your now ex
ChevyRedneck85 13
This fml sounds strikingly similar to the one about the gf going to the wrong apartment......just sayin
mangalomelon 7
11 - Are you trying to tell us that OP should stay with his psycho cheating girlfriend?
ColonelCusswords 24
#11 ive always wanted a better remark than "**** that bitch" cuz it sounds like im saying to have sexual intercourse with the bitch in question. Thank you, so much for "Ditch that bitch" you have improved my life a long way just by blessing me with this
SabriLittleRed 25
Sorry to hear that, OP. You deserve better.
MichellinMan 20
It's not even necessary to say "dump her"
barbsillvy 10
What a freak? I'm so sorry OP
hcollins1 18
Just go ahead and tell her to show them to show how she just ****** up.
Jjimen1654 9
Still though even if its not him ppl will still think its him. Thats why sexting is so stupid.
jw90 18
You mean psycho ex-girlfriend right?
MrSassypants 34
OP: I mean pyscho-fiancé.
niallo 23
She gave you a nice easy out. Let the door hit her on the way out. In fact slam it so she flys.
soupermeal 10
These ex-girlfriend comments are getting just a tad stale
imabassist 23
That sucks. Cut that bitch out of your life, you deserve better.
10nachoman10 24
Get your own back on her if she sent you some nudes? Best to get away from a cheat as soon as you can bro!
hannaaaahr 33
I don't think spreading nudes is ever acceptable, even with the shit OP's girlfriend did. In a situation like this it's better to be the adult and take the high road.
The_9th_Doctor 18
time to leave
austinsonic 6
What a dumb bitch. Leave her.
kumonsucks 7
Give her monopoly money it aint the only thing fake
Little4Bear 10
If you know she's psycho, why are you still with her? I hope you broke it up after that.
Enslaved 38
Guys stay with psychos because they are amazing in bed. It's all gravy until they became the mother of your kids. :P
vipirius 18
According to the teachings of Barnet Stinson, it's because they're hot.