Today, my psycho girlfriend tried to blackmail me into giving her money, threatening to show everyone the nude pictures I'd recently sent her. Except the pictures on her phone that she threatened me with weren't even of me. Nice to know I'm also being cheated on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I "hacked" my girlfriend's phone and found out she's been cheating on me for the last 6 months. She's pissed at me because I hacked her phone and invaded her privacy. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
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seacadet 18
Ditch the Bitch.
jw90 18
You mean psycho ex-girlfriend right?
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Comments (110)
Googolman 29
Guys, I am pretty sure that OP dumped his girlfriend, but this FML happened when they were still together. If he said "ex-girlfriend", or even "now ex-girlfriend", it would cause confusion.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Plenty of FMLs use the wording "now ex-girlfriend/boyfriend" and I don't think very many people get confused.
Googolman 29
I've seen people misunderstand even if "now ex" was used. A lot of people do understand, but I'm simply speaking from personal experience.
LissaMccracken 23
Well I'm confused by him NOT saying "now ex"...
Googolman 29
Fair enough, I guess. Unless he didn't dump her.
ifavela89 13
move on you deserve so much better
AerBear115 15
Time to seperate!
twiggy22 7
R.I.P that relationship
MortenM 17
Well, you can't be overly surprised, can you?
thatguynow 13
Smack a bitch anyone?
jrock9093 18
Feel bad for you man it's hard to find the right one! Never the less there are plenty of really good women out there that are not slu*s keep strong my friend
worldclassrager 41
Well if she posts them no skin off your back... You'll find someone else...who is faithful and not as crazy..
bfrishcosy31 6
I ain't saying you should kill her, but I'd understand.
TAKEEEEES 8
Hopefully she's now your ex.