Today, my psycho girlfriend tried to blackmail me into giving her money, threatening to show everyone the nude pictures I'd recently sent her. Except the pictures on her phone that she threatened me with weren't even of me. Nice to know I'm also being cheated on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I "hacked" my girlfriend's phone and found out she's been cheating on me for the last 6 months. She's pissed at me because I hacked her phone and invaded her privacy. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
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seacadet 18
Ditch the Bitch.
jw90 18
You mean psycho ex-girlfriend right?
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Comments (110)
Wonder_Woman9932 5
tell me you dumped her
martin8337 36
She needs to be your psycho ex girlfriend and a bad memory. OP, sometimes we need to date the crazy so that we learn a lesson from the experience, not to date nut jobs any more.
Not_Impressed13 9
Moral of the story: Don't sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
BriannaMGK 15
I'm hoping she's no longer your girlfriend! But good luck with her, she's gonna be "the crazy ex" from here on out, those are never pretty!
jmcr 27
Wow its embarrassing to the human race that shes gotten that low
ermmergerd 4
sorry to here that but she doesn't deserve you anyway! DUMP HER
ButterflyHaze 25
Karma will catch up to her sooner than you think! For now, ditch her and find a person who deserves you.
Ziggy122 15
Then DUMP HER CRAZY ASS! Sheesh!!!
numberswoman 14
Why did you say girlfriend? Shouldn't it be ex-girlfriend by now?
maggiefox 25
Wow. I'm sorry she's such a piece of shit. You don't deserve that op.