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My ex

By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 20:09 - United States - North Kingstown

Spicy

Today, my psycho girlfriend tried to blackmail me into giving her money, threatening to show everyone the nude pictures I'd recently sent her. Except the pictures on her phone that she threatened me with weren't even of me. Nice to know I'm also being cheated on. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By waj9876 - 09/09/2011 00:34 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 18:32 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML

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By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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Don't ask questions if you might not like the answer

By Anonymous - 15/06/2023 00:02

Today, I "hacked" my girlfriend's phone and found out she's been cheating on me for the last 6 months. She's pissed at me because I hacked her phone and invaded her privacy. FML

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By unluckylassy - 28/11/2013 00:01 - Ireland

Spicy

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

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Call 911

By Spadiethestar - 31/07/2009 08:36 - France

Spicy

Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 23:31

Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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Weird dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML

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seacadet 18

Sunday 15 September 2013 2:19

Ditch the Bitch.

jw90 18

Sunday 15 September 2013 2:20

You mean psycho ex-girlfriend right?

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rainbow0220 2

Sunday 15 September 2013 7:54

Even if they were of you, dump her anyways. Never sext ladies and gentlemen.

freezeangel 11

Sunday 15 September 2013 8:43

pay her your cum

aintlifeapain 21

Sunday 15 September 2013 8:55

This is the first time I'm hearing about a girl threatening a guy with HIS nudes. Dump her cheating psychotic ass.

kumarina 35

Sunday 15 September 2013 9:05

Tell me she is your ex....

missathegirlwond 19

Sunday 15 September 2013 11:20

If she's so psycho, why do you still care...?

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 15 September 2013 12:58

People are saying ditch her. I say get hold of her phone, delete anything she has on you, THEN ditch her!

hordriss 14

Sunday 15 September 2013 13:14

Psycho? Check. Cheating? Check. Dumped? I ******* hope so!

mcm_3 16

Sunday 15 September 2013 14:48

If she's psycho the why are you still with her?

danidanidani 10

Sunday 15 September 2013 16:34

I hope you mean ex girlfriend now

kmkman 3

Sunday 15 September 2013 16:35

Ayy you show that **** who's boss

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Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

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Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML

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