Today, my psycho girlfriend tried to blackmail me into giving her money, threatening to show everyone the nude pictures I'd recently sent her. Except the pictures on her phone that she threatened me with weren't even of me. Nice to know I'm also being cheated on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I "hacked" my girlfriend's phone and found out she's been cheating on me for the last 6 months. She's pissed at me because I hacked her phone and invaded her privacy. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
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seacadet 18
Ditch the Bitch.
jw90 18
You mean psycho ex-girlfriend right?
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Comments (110)
DFresh503 8
Hahaha time to take that money she was asking for and hit the bar! Drown those sorrows for now OP
Olympiakos10 15
wat
EmmaMK 35
So sorry you have been hurt in this way. I hope everything get better soon.
Tall_Enough 10
well, looks like you're not losing any money or dignity. win win situation
BlueRainDude 11
Except for the part where at one point they may have been in a comfortable relationship and now she's psycho and black mailing him
adameeo 21
Psycho ex-girlfriend? :/
Jared900DUmpling 30
Overly greedy ex girlfriend?
olpally 33
She's really stupid and crazy. Walk away... You deserve better obviously.
emilycb93 12
If she's psycho, here's a great excuse to dump her.
Redgrass7 7
The erratic behavior was pushing it; cheating should be the icing on the cake. Cut your losses before it gets worse.
Grand_Cookie 21
I too, am confused by the lack of use of ex.
HopelesslyCiara5 19
I first read "psycho ex-girlfriend" in that..