Today, my psycho girlfriend tried to blackmail me into giving her money, threatening to show everyone the nude pictures I'd recently sent her. Except the pictures on her phone that she threatened me with weren't even of me. Nice to know I'm also being cheated on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I "hacked" my girlfriend's phone and found out she's been cheating on me for the last 6 months. She's pissed at me because I hacked her phone and invaded her privacy. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
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seacadet 18
Ditch the Bitch.
jw90 18
You mean psycho ex-girlfriend right?
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Comments (110)
tannara 12
The fact that you said "my psycho girlfriend" should probably set off a light in your head to get rid of her
oh_snap_its_tori 5
Also? So your cheating on her too? lmao
harshallmeim69 9
I think it may be time for a breakup...
doglover100 29
If your face isn't in the photo she can't prove it is you.
fantasyworld 39
Can she actually prove that It's you in the picture?
terrihart 8
That's what you call crazy my friend
Zaayuro 9
well if she is threatening to blackmail you she has no business dating anyone and you shouldn't know her
101jumpergirl101 7
That sucks and don't send nudes, ever!
Shaolin_za 8
If someone tries to blackmail you, no matter how bad it is, let them, the aftermath for them is much much worse
shannon2348 14
why is she your girlfriend? ydi