Today, I got the bill for the flowers my husband arranged to be delivered to me while he's out of town next week. I also got the bill for the flowers he's sending to the floozy he'll be seeing next week while he's out of town. The gift tag for it was: "I can't wait to see you." FML

by Justme / 06/05/2013 at 1:02am / United States (California) / Love

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  • Leave his stuff outside for when he gets back/ yard sale and change the locks. Cheating sucks. If you are not happy just leave, but don't stay with the jerk, makes you just as bad.

    #1 - On 06/05/2013 at 10:06am by hottay7164

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  • Send him a message or call saying "don't even bother coming home" and pack his shit up

    #2 - On 06/05/2013 at 10:07am by Quaileggs

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