Today, in the "end-of-the-world" spirit, I asked my boyfriend to marry me. His response was, "It's really windy out." FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
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NotGabe 28
You thought this occasion would be a breezy airway to marriage? I gust not.
kyliebear 15
that's really sweet, but really, the world isn't going to end honey :)
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kyliebear 15
that's really sweet, but really, the world isn't going to end honey :)
tomhofer 14
Moooo moo
ConBroChilll 9
Is it windy like the whole easy coast? I'm just asking because where I am, it's pretty windy.
AliceIsCurious 6
whaaaa??! since when??? First, Y2K, and now this??
tylahgrace 12
there was a small part of me that was keen for zombies :( oh well, maybe next apocalypse
Girreth 7
That's not even sweet, that's insulting. The world's ending, oh shit, time to do things I would normally never even think about doing like stealing a TV, drowning a fish, and proposing to my loved one.
herpderpherpderp 13
I'm in Australia right now- 22nd of December, 8:00am this just makes the movie 2012 a comedy
khoihuynh30 9
The Mayans made the calendar in Mexico, not Australia. It's still December 21
NotGabe 28
You thought this occasion would be a breezy airway to marriage? I gust not.
1dvs_bstd 41
puns... puns everwhere!
Pleonasm 36
NotGabe has got the wind in his sails! He has re-galed us with great puns on this fine day- it's like a breath of fresh air for a pun-preciator like me.
OnlyAvailableID 28
I think the OP's full of hot-air. Let's just hope the world doesn't end so she can have a gale time.
rahavan 15
2, your pun blew me out of the water.
sens3sfailing 25
22-No. Stop it...stop it...stop, STOP it. Okay? Okay.
THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9
Thanks, Dad.
the_smart_way 10
If the whole "end of the world" thing has any relevance on you asking your boyfriend to marry you, you're doing something very wrong.
Octain 13
Well maybe she was a believer, and she figured it was her last opportunity to ask.
naya_bingi 11
If the world was going to end, when would the wedding be? Afterlife?
DjeePee 25
Shouldn't you ask your boyfriend in the "I-love-you-so-much-and-want-to-grow-old-with-you" spirit? Anyway, strange response you got there.
GothickNihilist 15
Are you my Mummy?
Werken247 14
no, she's a gas...
GothickNihilist 15
It's a Doctor Who reference from the first season of the reboot. There is an episode which due to a alien nanoparticle people develop gas masks for faces. I guess nobody got the nerd reference.
ALlamaOnFire 20
Mummy? Are you my mummy? I'm with you sister! Whovian forever:')
buddy51 23
He's just not that into you......
Jeffo193 13
Well, it's obviously not the right time for you both...also, having spoken to my friends about this (and they agreed) i think most men want to be the proposer not the proposee...
Jeffo193 13
I'm wrong; it's not the right time for him, obviously you think you're ready :-)
katydid95 5
It kind of sucks that he wouldn't give you a real straightforward answer, but you deserve it for asking him because of the "apocalypse", no matter how small a contributing factor.
teamlightskin 14
Its better for him to say no now than to say yes solely because he believes this is the end, only for tomorrow to come and he has to explain the only reason he accepted was because he thought we were going to die, and that he truly doesnt want to marry you...
andrew6p 19
Well, its not the end of the world. Its the time when there is an alignment between the sun, moon, and the earth etc etc. there will be today the winter solstice. Anw its sweet of you, but ur bf had a lame excuse for saying no... Anw good luck op
Grimmerie 31
"Anw"? Really?
Squirrel1256 15
Lol, that one simple mistake he made just makes it funny
Doortje 30
Of course it's windy, the sky is preparing for the end of the world. Too bad you'll die like an old maid now.
astralvagan 20
If he won't marry you at the end of the world, I don't think he will when it doesn't. I sincerely hope I'm wrong though
russfml 31
No, just most people know the world isn't going to end today. I still feel pretty alive myself lmao.