Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

by Anonymous / 09/26/2012 at 4:27pm / United States (Florida) / Love

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  • If his boss ever calls, say the same thing. ;)

    #2 - On 09/26/2012 at 6:09pm by jkozzy

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  • If you are a regular here, you ought to know better. I thought it was standard for FMLers everywhere to take their phones with them into the bathroom.

    #8 - On 09/26/2012 at 6:11pm by Welshite

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