By iliterallypoopedmyself - 19/01/2012 01:54 - Australia

Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 758
You deserved it 3 876

Same thing different taste


GovernorGeneral 8

You couldnt take the phone to the washroom? xD 'oh hello boss. I was wa--plop--iting for your ca--plop plop sploosh--ll all day. '

Lol ahhh that's the worst! Id just wipe real quick and bail to the phone! Finish your duty while on the phone

kballa21 2
GovernorGeneral 8

So is your face multiplied by 7. :|

GovernorGeneral 8

But you dont see me telling you your face is a repeat....

21 - yeah murphy is always at work. must be the busiest ************ ever

bamagrl410 31

44 - No kidding. Has the ability to **** up billions of things across the world all at once. -__-

Upon reading this, I thought of that YouTube video of that woman constantly saying "Sittin' on a toilet!"

GovernorGeneral 8

uh sorry my #40 reply was to a comment that got deleted...

Jakesterk96 8

Hey, at least you didn't shit your..... *sees username* oh shit.

Well yea.. But OP still missed the call due to inconvenient circumstances.

I know but idk, was it that big of a deal to wait until after the poop to call back? Or for some reason was OP not allowed to call that person or something. I'm just confused :p

OP is just venting, She probably waited really close to the phone for 8 hours and when she had to go to the bathroom BAMM the phone rings while she's helplessly wiping her ass. FHL

bamagrl410 31

Also, if the person calling is in the military or participating in something that allows minimal personal time, OP may not be able to call back.

It could have been a call about a job interview or something like that. In those circumstances, you can't really call back later I guess :/

charlieohcharlie 12

Some private organisations hide their numbers; in that case you simply can't call back.

Hahahahaha classic! I'm guessing it's an Aussie term, cause no one else seems to like that joke besides us :D

How do you know Victoria's an Aussie?

And I guess YOU'RE not very good at spelling.

Definitely not an Aussie term. I use it here in America all the time.

markrs 0

Shouldve said: "You shitted out luck"

Then why the hell did the comment have -9 at one point...? -_- Amateur thumb-ers...

GovernorGeneral 8

Theres always one whos brave enough to say a joke thats been overused. Always...

"Cool story bro?"... People still say that?

I used to say "cool story bro" till I took an arrow to the knee.

GoW_Chick 14

That awkward moment when you realize someone has already overused all your jokes ...

I used to make stupid comments like 28, but then I lost my virginity.

Colonel_Lexi 18

@35 "I'M SICK OF THESE MUTHA ******* ARROWS, IN THESE MUTHA ******* KNEES" -Samuel L. Jackson-

Well thought-out comment, invest in one.

I'm not sure that would help. OP did not specify whether she was using a home phone or a cell phone. If she had been using her cell phone, there may be sanitary reasons involved in not using while you are going to the bathroom.

I guess you were in a SHITTY situation! Hardy har har! I need to go out more.

BlueHue 0

Or stay in and get better puns ;)

kickuwithmyfist 1

If it was that important, I'd go that far as to bring the phone with me to the toilet.

HearMeComin 0

What if OP has one of those old ahh corded phones?

I swear people wait until you're busy to call you!

fattylumptard 1

Well it is a good thing phones are cordless these days so you could answer