You couldnt take the phone to the washroom? xD 'oh hello boss. I was wa--plop--iting for your ca--plop plop sploosh--ll all day. '

15 that description was amazing

Murphies law.

Lol ahhh that's the worst! Id just wipe real quick and bail to the phone! Finish your duty while on the phone

This fml is a repeat...

So is your face multiplied by 7. :|

But you dont see me telling you your face is a repeat....

21 - yeah murphy is always at work. must be the busiest motherfucker ever

44 - No kidding. Has the ability to fuck up billions of things across the world all at once. -__-

Upon reading this, I thought of that YouTube video of that woman constantly saying "Sittin' on a toilet!"

Me too! :D

uh sorry my #40 reply was to a comment that got deleted...

Hey, at least you didn't shit your..... *sees username* oh shit.

Well yea.. But OP still missed the call due to inconvenient circumstances.

I know but idk, was it that big of a deal to wait until after the poop to call back? Or for some reason was OP not allowed to call that person or something. I'm just confused :p

OP is just venting, She probably waited really close to the phone for 8 hours and when she had to go to the bathroom BAMM the phone rings while she's helplessly wiping her ass. FHL

Yeah probably :p

Also, if the person calling is in the military or participating in something that allows minimal personal time, OP may not be able to call back.

It could have been a call about a job interview or something like that. In those circumstances, you can't really call back later I guess :/

Some private organisations hide their numbers; in that case you simply can't call back.

Hahahahaha classic! I'm guessing it's an Aussie term, cause no one else seems to like that joke besides us :D

How do you know Victoria's an Aussie?

And I guess YOU'RE not very good at spelling.

Definitely not an Aussie term. I use it here in America all the time.

We use it in Canada too :)

Shouldve said: "You shitted out luck"

Then why the hell did the comment have -9 at one point...? -_- Amateur thumb-ers...

Theres always one whos brave enough to say a joke thats been overused. Always...

Cool story bro

"Cool story bro?"... People still say that?

I used to say "cool story bro" till I took an arrow to the knee.

That awkward moment when you realize someone has already overused all your jokes ...

I used to make stupid comments like 28, but then I lost my virginity.

Sorry I meant 35.

@35 "I'M SICK OF THESE MUTHA FUCKING ARROWS, IN THESE MUTHA FUCKING KNEES" -Samuel L. Jackson-

Well thought-out comment, invest in one.

I'm not sure that would help. OP did not specify whether she was using a home phone or a cell phone. If she had been using her cell phone, there may be sanitary reasons involved in not using while you are going to the bathroom.

Or stay in and get better puns ;)

Going out is healthier ... At times

Lmfao your a genius :D

What if OP has one of those old ahh corded phones?