Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
by randomguy / 07/09/2012 at 11:09am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
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What's with all the pregnant crazy lady FMLs lately?
#2 - On 07/09/2012 at 1:12pm by evilplatypus
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Hormones:/ don't worry I'm sure she will get over it
#1 - On 07/09/2012 at 1:12pm by Dadothy
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