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By Nofriends - / Monday 9 July 2012 11:44 / Australia - Melbourne
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  DooleyFTW  |  17

I find it very very hard to believe that someone could not have even one single friend. I've never met anybody in the course of my life who didn't even have one person who they could call a friend.

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  iStrukk  |  7

You get first comment and THIS is what you do with it?! What is this world coming to.

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People talk about first comment like it's a privilege handed down from heaven above. I agree they should either be funny or well thought out, but if it isn't someone saying "First!!!!!1!1!" or something equally stupid, then just move on. It's just one comment out of the potential 150+ under an FML.

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  iStrukk  |  7

34-Someone is getting civil up in here. It was a joke. A sploof. A laugh. A giggle. A hehe-moment. Just like Obama saying he is American. Edit: Just so you know, I thumbs'd your comment, it was helpful to explain what I meant in my first post.

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  Chingy892987  |  14

#26 I don't have any friends (everyone tends to avoid me for some reason o_O)

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  mimi_animee  |  18

26- actually this girl in my elementary school (well middle school) didn't have any friends. She would stay inside all the time helping teachers during recess. It's only when we got to high school that she finally made a friend.

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  Bad_LuckBrian  |  9

She might be anti-social. Either way, that really sucks that you don't have friends, OP. If theres someone that is willing to talk to you, try to become their friend! But paying people to be your friend is truly pathetic.

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  ricardo12458  |  7

For years, I was *that* guy. Never had so much as an acquaintance in primary school. My social life is more or less normal now that I'm in high school, though I don't keep in touch with my friends simply because I live in Grand Prairie [area code 214] and most of my friends live in Arlington/Fort Worth [area code 817]. [My Long Distance plan is a killer. Don't ask why.] -R

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  MURIKKA  |  11

Back to the Big Bang Theory with you OP! Big Bang Theory fans, please don't hurt me!

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  perdix  |  29

Do you really want to be friends with someone who can't get someone else to see a free movie with them? The parents would have sprung for popcorn, snacks and drinks, so you could sit one seat away from the loser OP (using the seat between you to lay out your feast.) I hope you reconsider your offer.

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  perdix  |  29

#3 and #27, why don't you really reach out to the OP and befriend her? Otherwise, I think you are a couple of fakes who want to appear nice and sympathetic in front of the FML crowd. I'll bet the OP is a tedious bore, or a foul-tempered harpy. Let me know what you find out after you contact her. If you don't, you both ought to STFU.

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  perdix  |  29

#68, exactly.

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  Calyx_fml  |  21

I must agree with Perdix on this one. I've had friendless periods in my life but I would never stoop to paying a friend-whore. If I absolutely HAD to pay someone for company it would be a real whore! None of this pansy-assed "Wiw you pweeze be my fwend" crap. OP should have hired a male model gigolo and said it was her boyfriend, skipped the movie and gotten laid! Now THAT would be a great birthday, regardless of what her parents think.

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  Axipiter  |  24

82 - "Friend" isn't a verb. However, "befriend" is. Sorry, Facebook's recent effect on everything I witness lately just pisses me off. I WILL admit I have it pretty good if that's my biggest concern for the day, though.

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