By seagull hater - 09/07/2012 15:44 - United States - San Diego

Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out, a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out, but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML
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the_enigma1019 1

Well, be glad that it was only one, were we live they come in swarms.

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MindFreakazoid 10

He's gotta do what he's gotta do.

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MindFreakazoid 10

He's gotta do what he's gotta do.

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lopsop 12

Then you would stab yourself with its beak

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Mine? --Seagull from Finding Nemo ...annoying little *******.

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hockeyoceancity 13

54- Is that what it says seriously? It sounded like "Mike" first time i heard... I always wondered if i was correct haha guess not!

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boofgall 16

55- It doesn't sound at all like 'mike'. o_o

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_Oblivion_ 12

Maybe you shouldn't leave shiny objects or food in your car. Those ******* are attracted to anything that pisses someone off

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nocomment1 3

Am I the only one that is wondering how a seagull can get stuck in a car with the sunroof down? Or why he needed to open the doors to let it out?

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the_enigma1019 1

Well, be glad that it was only one, were we live they come in swarms.

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boating_guy 33

True dat. I live on the coast, and those sea rats are everywhere...

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Enslaved 36

A swarm? I Ran (So Far Away) when I saw a "Flock Of Seagulls".

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perdix 29

Do you live in an avian bukkake party?

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jake3292 5

Sounds like a shitty situation

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Mr_Krabs 5

That joke was banned from here a loooong time ago

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Mr_Krabs 5

That joke was banned from FML a looooong time ago

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perdix 29

#3, where the hell are your sunglasses? The joke doesn't work without them.

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starwind3438 9

My day was fine until I read your comment.

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TITOSJ408 13

My day was fine before i read ur reply.

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SovietBarney 8

That joke was bad, and you should feel bad!

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Jrod85 0

4- I'd go ahead and give up on life..

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KommanderKush420 5

Ye, all the 'shitty' comments are now "Sounds like a sh- *gets [insert unfortunate situation here]* ... So i guess its not a shit joke since they dont finish the word after all....

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Dadothy 8

That happened to me once except instead of a seagull it was a bat, and instead of a car it was my house...and instead of real life it was a dream. I really need to get out more.

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snowboarder531 5

So what you meant to say is nothing remotely like this has ever happened too you.

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SkoomaKi 27

I know... I misread it D: Commence operation Thumb Down.

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Dracoboxer357 35

18- *Gives you a sad pat on the shoulder, points you towards the coffee machine.....and runs!* (Last time I bring that up, I swear!) ;D

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Dixbfloppin 11

If I have ever caught a seagull, I wouldn't eat it for I hate them so ******* much.

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everydayFML2121 5

I hate seagulls! But I love baygulls! They're so yummy

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starwind3438 9

Having a bird tear up the upholstery an poop everywhere in your car isn't a big deal? Um...sure.

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cathyfang1533 12

You've got to admit, for five minutes, that's a pretty productive seagull....

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charlotte69er 7

Ur car looked so shity that the bird mistakened it for its nest

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MindFreakazoid 10

...mistook :3

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onlychildFTW 33

That's not very nice to say 9. That really suck OP. I drive a convertible and so far I've never had anything happen to it when I park with the roof down. But that's just really bad luck that the seagull did that. FYL. There is no YDI in this situation.

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jake3292 5

It was go check number 3

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olpally 32

13- just shut the **** up! All your comments suck! Please refrain from using shitty situation jokes! I'm surprised DocBastard hasn't ripped you a new one yet or perdix...

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AbbyAbyss 5

The idiocy is strong with this one. (13)

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