Have you just experienced an FML moment?
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
She said, "Fuck buddy." That's someone you have sex with for fun and no emotional attachment. It's in contrast with a "friend with benefits" who you have sex with and are friends, but avoid romantic entanglement. Any further questions?
Hopefully you got that recorded either on video or audio