By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
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evilplatypus 38

What's with all the pregnant crazy lady FMLs lately?

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Dadothy 8

Hormones:/ don't worry I'm sure she will get over it

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kicker42 0

I'm with 4 just stay on the couch for a while. or get a bigger bed. twin beds are only so big

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spottyblanket 8

You could have hurt the baby, sleep on the damn sofa.

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nela25 23

Good luck on that one OP... shes pregnant so she might stay pissed for a while longer than normal.

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princess151617 4

Well I would be pissed too,

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The_F3rris 11

I see a lot of pregnant FMLs lately. Im just going to start saying you all deserve it for conceiving.

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DUBSTEP_WUB_WUB 1

Ydi for sleeping when you should be listening to dubstep

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williemac987 5

You know that could have killed the baby if she landed hard enough. I think more than one punch would've been in order.

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Batterypost 23

What is wrong with you? It's not like he could possibly control his movements while sleeping, so he should not recive even the slightest punch from anyone.

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dogpup4 23

OP doesn't really deserve this, he can't help the fact that he turned over in his sleep. Mind you, he should respect that pregnant women have hormonal issues and take any bitchiness like a man.

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trismagestus 19

'Taking things like a man' is part of the problem with society. Men don't speak out when they have problems, leading to secret domestic, medical and mental problems, and higher suicide rates.

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