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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20050) - you deserved it (1962)

On 05/23/2012 at 2:26am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Rub her toothbrush in dogshit.

#5 - On 05/23/2012 at 6:08am by VoteForTaco

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Your girlfriend is douche for that. Be an asshole roommate to her.

#2 - On 05/23/2012 at 6:04am by ICastillo

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