Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
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Top comments
llamafish 25
Perhaps they belong to his sister, Brittany.
Clara682 2
Maybe he bought them for you as a gift :)
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Comments (171)
Clara682 2
Maybe he bought them for you as a gift :)
Viciousstorms 7
Or they're his and OP doesn't know about his cross dressing habit.
SkoomaKi 28
Maybe you should send him a picture back with some boxers that aren't his?
shanemaximo 7
Get a guy to take a picture of himself in the mirror and text it to him from your phone.
FinJage 18
Think, how unrealistic that sounds.
jomo111 5
Your boyfriend is a dumbass... Stating the obvious
ieatcats 0
i swear i didnt have sex woth sarah!
Oh_Hayy_Its_Lex 10
^...It says 'Today', does it not? how could she NOT remember that?
Liindaaax3 4
Gift?? so they should of been wrap.. His busted not to smart the guy
Murkyy 15
The irony here is screaming at me.
llamafish 25
Perhaps they belong to his sister, Brittany.
j_cat187 20
Lol Op's bf yells his sisters name during sex.
thgiL 9
Haha you're my hero now
blackbelt25 12
Honestly, props to you for remembering that FML.
Torva_fml 16
It's one of the top FML's, don't really need to remember it.
Justine94_x 31
I wish I could thumb you up more than once.
jester613 2
Maybe they are his. He might be cross dressing when you two aren't together.
rattusrattus 19
And that is really hot, OP. If that's the case, you are very lucky.
I_heart_sex 1
Yeah I agree. It was a picture taken purposefully to incite dirty thoughts.
omarzrgz 3
Wait do what would be worse? That he is cheating on her, or that he cross dresses?
emilyjgraham 34
I agree with 3, this was definitely his way of telling you. Those things can be hard to bring up!
SignUpisntcool 3
Makes you feel weird,doesnt it?
Viciousstorms 7
Your pic makes me feel weird
StoryOfTheYear 15
4- How about no?! ... You creepy Dutch bastard.
daner10 5
Darn. Sorry OP
Jakesterk96 8
Busted!
Redoxx_fml 22
She must have been, to make ops bf cheat
kooochris1995 14
6- you busted while reading this? Good to know I'm not the only one. (:
LaurenMarie223 0
That really blows a big one, I'm sorry. :P
muzy 23
shut up.
ohxdamnxkay02 12
shut up is not a nice word..
CadyAsInKatie 8
Shit up is two words.
ohxdamnxkay02 12
ohh my bad words**.. there you happy now i hope that made you feel better.
muzy 23
really ? i did not know.
muzy 23
74-shut up please.
ohxdamnxkay02 12
#78 make me. this converstaion had nothing to do with you, nobody asked you to read my comments.
Marifer98 7
#80- i dont think # 78 was telling you to shut up i think he was trying to say shut up in a nice way since you had said "shut up isn't a nice word" so he added please at the end to make it sound nicer.
ohxdamnxkay02 12
dont really care. its not a big deal.
boopityboppity 11
"Make me"? How? With his/her superior internet connection? What an absurd challenge.
ohxdamnxkay02 12
how was it possible to ask me to shut up in the first place.. i didnt talk at all..i typed it.
boopityboppity 11
"Shut up" is a colloquialism, essentially having a meaning of "cease communicating." Therefore, its use, while not literal, is acceptable. "Make me," however, is a confrontational retaliation, and, made over the internet (where no methods of doing so are likely available to this person), seems a tad silly.
MeLuvBewbs 7
Maybe he wanted you to see them (happy birthday!)
Clamcreepy 7
Maybe he brought them for you to try on because he probably got sick of the grandma panties and bra that you were wearing all the time
cinderella10383 6
Bought even
Jakesterk96 8
This is where pics, or it didn't happen comes in effect.