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I don't keep friends because during times of war, they can be captured and tortured for information about myself.

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Thats not a good idea because then op will have 2 friends and his therapist will have a heart attack from the shock

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*reads name* Navi, if you come near my home I will shoot you out of the air like a clay pigeon. I should have done it long ago, you annoying goddamn fairy.

It's awesome that you made a new friend, but what were you expecting your therapist to do? Hell, I wish people would clap when I made new friends.

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because you'd only ever make one friend, so they would let you enjoy it as long as you want 'cause it'll never happen again, right?

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awee atleast your making progress! (: soon you will have tons of friends! maybe even get some people to follow you on twitter!

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Someone you pay $100 bucks (maybe more, maybe less) to talk to you for an hour is not a friend, but an employee. And that hour is really only 50 minutes.

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