*claps*

I don't keep friends because during times of war, they can be captured and tortured for information about myself.

^ That's disturbing

^But true

20 I am coming to haunt you muahahha I ll be your friend :D

^ don't point at people.

Thats not a good idea because then op will have 2 friends and his therapist will have a heart attack from the shock

Think positive-you have a friend at least

shoulda had a psychologist OP

*reads name* Navi, if you come near my home I will shoot you out of the air like a clay pigeon. I should have done it long ago, you annoying goddamn fairy.

I bet it was Tom.

I bet it was, too. Tom is everyone's friend.

ah, myspace... the days of old...

People would have to clap a long time for me.

because you'd only ever make one friend, so they would let you enjoy it as long as you want 'cause it'll never happen again, right?

38- family doesn't count as friends.

awee atleast your making progress! (: soon you will have tons of friends! maybe even get some people to follow you on twitter!

It's a lonely world after high school.

I'm in highschool and it's lonely.

No, that's a therapist

No, that's an ice cream truck man.

Someone you pay $100 bucks (maybe more, maybe less) to talk to you for an hour is not a friend, but an employee. And that hour is really only 50 minutes.