Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
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Top comments
llamafish 25
Perhaps they belong to his sister, Brittany.
Clara682 2
Maybe he bought them for you as a gift :)
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Comments (171)
Robro54 6
Slap a playa!!!
cinderella10383 6
So sorry FYL :(
kimmi41509 10
What a dumbass. Epic fail on his part. Take a picture and in the background make sure you have a pair of boxers and some guy clothes and see if he gets the hint.
drawmesunshine 17
If he's that big a dumbass, he won't notice. :/
matt_mcg 2
Or maybe OP could not be petty? Maybe just confront him and work it out.
aFreedom127 9
Maybe they were his.
twilightluvr101 4
Yes, ops boyfriend is a cross dresser in hiding
chili10 18
You say that like nobody actually does that...
Akharr01 5
Uhm his moms?
kimmi41509 10
Why would a mom leave a bra and thong on her son's bed? Just a little creepy.
immaMonsta 8
And awkward.
kimmi41509 10
And gross.
flockz 20
and hot.
redbluegreen 41
And hey, if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
twilightluvr101 4
What if it was laundry day and they were just set there because some other clothes where being put away? Don't automatically assume. does he have a sister?
boundbytheanimus 9
I don't know about you, but I definitely don't just leave my panties and bras all over my brother's bedroom.
llamafish 25
Yes, and her name is Brittany.
DocBastard 40
Boyfriend: Baby, those are my sister's! OP: You don't have a sister. Boyfriend: I mean my mother's! OP: Your mother is 8 sizes too big for them. Boyfriend: Uh, they're a gift for you? OP: I'm 2 sizes too small. Boyfriend: Umm...they're mine? OP: You're an idiot. It's over.
immaMonsta 8
Well now that you've run through all the possibilities...
thatonetroll 0
Maybe it's a hint.
immaMonsta 8
Does he have a sister?
juliajealousyy 1
Don't automatically assume he's cheating, though..
agm77 9
Because I sneak into guys houses and leave my panties there just to mess with their girlfriends.