Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
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Top comments
llamafish 25
Perhaps they belong to his sister, Brittany.
Clara682 2
Maybe he bought them for you as a gift :)
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Comments (171)
muzy 23
Really ? what are the odds of that if the op wrote a fml on the incident?
turbobutt11 0
Time to sneak in to his room with a purple light
inlove72 11
Or a black light?
88sforlife 0
Makes u feel weird,doesn't it?
inlove72 11
A) he might be cheating on you (trust your gut) B) maybe he got you a new thong and bra and forgot that they were on his bed! C) maybe he is a drag queen! Haha
br0ccoli 15
The bra is worn as an undergarment to support his massive testicles and the thong is used at night as an eye mask to keep the light out. Duh!
geminibby300 0
Dump his nasty ass!
ieatcats 0
thank you for proving black stero types true sista
SmS1291 5
HE A DUMBASS!!! You deserve better then that tool
Vaginabutter 15
PANTIES!
salsa_14 4
What a genius.
boopityboppity 11
I think this point is a valid one. The OP may be making hasty conclusions, and the boyfriend could be innocent. We aren't given any follow-up information, regrettably.