Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
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Top comments
llamafish 25
Perhaps they belong to his sister, Brittany.
Clara682 2
Maybe he bought them for you as a gift :)
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Comments (171)
toenibbler 14
Time to move on?
flashback.miss 28
aw, snap! lol
ocie14 9
Maybe they're his sister's?
tj4234 36
they could be his
linkinpark98 24
He could be a cross dresser, you never know. XD
gustavo1271 2
Haha at least he was thinking of you while doing whatever he was. U should ask to join.
DjeePee 25
Before you break up with him, have a talk. You never know. I mean, if he was cheating on you, wouldn't it be terribly akward for that chick that he takes pictures of himself and sends them to you when she's completely naked?
perdix 31
Maybe he's taking in laundry to make extra money to buy you super-fantastic gifts! It's so obvious to me.
DrMime 10
He's taking in more than laundry to make money... JIGGALLO TIME!!!
perdix 31
Juggalos make even more money. ;)
monkeywrench1 10
58 - Isn't the word you were looking for "Gigolo"? (male prostitute)
mikeymayhem_87 15
Sounds like somebody may be cheating or wants to be a future drag queen!
alexicanaaa 7
Yeah they could always be a gift to you and he was too stupid to realize they were in the picture. Think positive!!(:
ieatcats 0
but if you think positive and he was cheating it will happen again, and again. people never change
Enslaved 38
Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary! :O