Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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Argumental_Rhino 8
What an asshole. Poor dog also.
b0ngs 7
Celtic Yodelling Academy.
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Argumental_Rhino 8
What an asshole. Poor dog also.
SkoomaKi 28
He may be an asshole, but you got to give it to him; that was a pretty creative way to leave someone.
SecretMe00 5
Yes. A huge dick!
biggestfan23 11
Creativity-A. Manliness- F
nabila21 0
-1 Haha your pic fits this fml perfectly
herrobear 0
This may make an ass out of me, but I assume he had revenge in his heart.
idiothater1 4
Well something has driven him to leave you in that manor. I'm going to guess it wasn't the dog..
Tweekz14 5
At least he was thoughtful..
Badbrock 6
That's unfortunate! Let's hope he cleaned up the hair?
Argumental_Rhino 8
How the **** does he clean up the hair if he left it there for her to see. Use common sense.
Argumental_Rhino 8
Sorry BadBrock my mistake, I apologize for my rudeness. I misunderstood your comment..... What a dumb ass am I.
AssassinsCRB 0
107' derp
Badbrock 6
lol np, give me a thumbs up?
joshdairyman 6
howdy you get a dog to let you do that??
darwinism 30
Chloroform....and a really steady hand.
jellyD 1
Drugs of course! Doggie downers FTW
mserrato 8
At least now you dont have to get his hair cut
LightningCactus 12
Really?
HairyPunisher 27
*sigh* 14 year olds... I could NEVER teach 8th or 9th grade. Their sense of humor would absolutely make me want to kill myself.
ItsTehNinjaBish 1
At least he put in the effort instead of using facebook
Wederoney 16
True dat. It's also quite novel. But still he's a coward.
Vball6 19
Put effort into it? Shaving cya on the dog's fur is a dick move.
wittygirl 8
Have you tried to shave a dog ever? They jostle and whine an jerk an bite an poo an pee on you it's a mess, the fact he was able to make words on the dog means he got talent in the dog grooming business
Clarese 0
Not very mature! Sounds like you could do way better.
DrMime 10
Getting dumped like that feels almost as bad as 'Cutting Your Anus'.
hahachun 4
Red rocket. Red rocket. Giggity.
benmec 18
What the hell is CYA???
cradle6 13
#8- Like "See you later"
b0ngs 7
Celtic Yodelling Academy.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
8 See ya...
TheDrifter 24
CYA = cover your ass. It's an oblique apology to the op for the case of anal ghonorreah she's about to find out he gave her.
coldashell 23
Canadian yak association. Dub
DrMime 10
"Covetous young assholes"?
Furrywhiplash 14
Cannibals Yearning Adolescents
DrMime 10
'Call your aunt"? Maybe her boyfriend was just reminding her.
THE_A_TEEN 28
CYA = Crash Your Automobile. Unfortunately, he's trying to convince OP to commit suicide by DRIVING LIKE A MANIAC!!
PenisJam 2
CYA= caught your ass
ALpein 0
Clean Your Ass.
DrMime 10
'Continue Yapping Away', the joke is dead.
user12345678910 0
Lmfao....
Caliborn_06 11
Your stupid
GreenAppleDP 0
86, your stupid. .. Wasn't very nice now, was it?
iamabamf 17
YOU'RE both stupid. Stupid enough to use the wrong form of you're, anyway.
sincerelyjay 13
Contain Your Amusement
DrMime 10
Please, please. Contain your fail, it's spilling into the other food of the plate.
RadioOctopus 16
Canine Yielding Atomicbomb It may LOOK like a breakup but it was actually a warning.
dylanmurre 4
****** grammar nazi's. **** OFF
NatalieAnnep 0
It's actually "Nazis", not "Nazi's".
fylx100 19
And youR profile picture is a bunch of misspelled words..
abbybailey204 19
That was just rude. I hope he didn't take any of your things with him!
DrMime 10
I broke up with my girlfriend by shaving "I don't think we should continue dating, I mean I just really time and space apart for a while. I just can't do this forever, I'm sorry." into her cat...
StopDropNRoll 11
Idk I think cya would have the same effect as that fancy good bye. And it's faster to shave in and that will give you more time to pack or run or whatever your doing. Just a thought for next time =P
SaMmIMonster96 6
Must have been a big cat!
gage27 5
I call bullshit
RedPillSucks 33
which now looks like a naked mole rat
Jakesterk96 8
12- I think you forgot to add "think we should have" after "really".
ALpein 0
Hello StopDropNRoll. Today, we will be learning what kidding/jokes are. Lesson one: Sarcasm.
reddudeover 2
59 - Ironic since you didn't get theirs.
StopDropNRoll 11
That we the whole point of the face with the tongue sticking out. But w/e you try you fail it happens.
RadioOctopus 16
37 he couldn't write all that on the cat gosh! He had to remove a word!
TheNewGuy03 29
Or...he shaved it into his ex-girlfriend's liger. How she got a liger is, however, a complete mystery. Shaving a liger is equally impressive. |the kid|
rinse087 0
There is nothing with him being civilized. It's much more polite than "cya".
Nekro_kat 1
It's called sarcasm dumbass