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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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Argumental_Rhino 8

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:11

What an asshole. Poor dog also.

b0ngs 7

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:23

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MrSextastic 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:17

weird

opinionmaker 7

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:20

Maybe he was saying goodbye to only your dog! ... cheer up, your ex himself is a dog

Msg_Me21 1

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:26

Fyl guy is not worth your time

diesel1226 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:40

It's a dog eat dog world, or in this case a dog shave dog world.

melrose90210 10

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:52

Wow, both you AND your dog had to suffer. FYL

njsoule 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 6:02

A- for creativity

ottyscays 5

Thursday 16 February 2012 6:26

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

bubuguzman 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 6:32

What is "CYA" ?

Twisted_Angel 17

Thursday 16 February 2012 6:55

Go shave Punk in his back hair

vintage3113 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 7:34

...****, you must really be a bitch hahaha. Just kidding, of course. :)

rinse087 0

Friday 17 February 2012 2:26

He's not kidding.

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