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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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Argumental_Rhino 8

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:11

What an asshole. Poor dog also.

b0ngs 7

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:23

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its_always_wrong 0

Monday 20 February 2012 14:55

Animal abuser!! You can do better.

Kelshles 1

Tuesday 21 February 2012 7:43

Maturity plus! Poor you, & your poor dog! Sometimes people do us the favour of exiting our lives for good reason.. Chin up ;)

reilyn 10

Saturday 25 February 2012 4:12

Not FYL, F your dog's L.

TheMystery13 13

Saturday 7 April 2012 9:14

1. Beg for him to come back. Offer gifts. 2. Seduce him and give him the best sex of his life. 3. When he's passed out, carve CYA into his ballsack with a razor. If his dick gets in the way, cut it off. Animal abusers piss me off more than anything in this world.