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Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML

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dedd4 0

Yep, we are.

Thinker1030 0

They made him an offer he couldn't refuse

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dedd4 0

Yep, we are.

rachelkoo 10

Happy Valentine's Day!

marinus_fml 20

17, Iseewhatyoudidthar! Actually, I'm sorry, I don't understand his it relates?

rachelkoo 10

She got dumped on Valentine's day. That's what my comment was referred to. I mean she should still be happy even if she's out of boyfriend now.

capper44 18

Lmao sarcasm lol .... Btw i bet you would have got tons of valentine's gifts ;)

conqueror57 11

I was more impressed when I thought you were referring to the Valentine's Day Massacre.

iianalove987 7

53- I thought I was the only one who knew about the Valentines day massacre, such a small world!

ontariowarrior 3

I was going to post this but you beat me to it!

Thinker1030 0

They made him an offer he couldn't refuse

nadyy14 8

You should be happy for him. Not everybody gets to work with the mafia!

shoopd 19

"Out to get him" makes me think they're not looking for him to fill part of their ranks. More likely they're looking for him to fill part of a concrete foundation. That is if he's not just a lying asshole.

ClassyCommando 13

OP should tell these Mafia guys where her boyfriend is...just be sure to demand payment. Every cloud has a silver lining.

DKjazz 20

If he is a lying asshole, the the mafia could accept him into their ranks. The worst kind of mafioso is an honest one.

dayzz1 10

Atleast he is creative? Sucks for you though. Sorry OP.

Inheritance 10

What If he wasn't lieing lol

LiveLaughFML 10

^ exactly lol. What if OP really thinks this is an FML because of the situation her ex BF got himself into. But if it's true, her BF only broke up with her so she wouldn't get into trouble or get hurt.

dayzz1 10

Haha you have a point

iamray 2

he left you to save you, don't you watch the movies?

TheDrudgeChild 4

That'd be so crazy if he was telling the truth.

K_kanaka 26

Hmmmmmm either OP's now ex-boyfriend is making up a story to avoid saying he just wants to break-up with her or the mafia is actually out to get him. Which would you prefer OP?

LeFailureInLife 7

Sounds legit.

markrs 0

Don't worry, I'm sure once you guys see each other again, the new girl on his arm isn't a real girlfriend. Just a pretend one so they won't come after you. Believe him OP. He's using his dick. I mean his head. Or should I say brain...

Pentium_4 27

he's pretty desperate for an excuse. if the mafia wanted to get him he'd be gone a long time ago!

bustub2 8

Apparently he is a terrible liar and he didn't have the balls to tell the truth.

Pelreskovich 11

Seems like a logical reason to end a relationship! Hopefully you don't get tied into that. ..what a lame excuse on his part, jeesh.

NippsSlipps 10

Is it the Russian mafia? Or is it crazy land mafia?

sxdryv 14

The Mafia (also known as Cosa Nostra) is a criminal syndicate that emerged in the mid-nineteenth century in Sicily, Italy. The word Mafia itself is an Italian word, ergo not Russian nor Asian nor any non-italian ethnicity can lay claim to it. Just saying ;)

jonriise18 3

Tell him to lay off the shards. He'll be back to normal in no time.... Hopefully....