Toxic

By makeupsex - 14/02/2012 11:25 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 212
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Idonebeenhad 17

Not gonna be your boyfriend for much longer, I hope

dmblonde 13

That's when you break up with him so he won't get anymore makeup sex from you.

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MeLuvBewbs 7

Try again this year. He won't forget!

he only told you that to upset you so yall will have more makeup sex...BRILLIANT!

Yea the guy's a genius.

edibleamazing 4

37/61 agreed

Idonebeenhad 17

Not gonna be your boyfriend for much longer, I hope

markrs 0

What goes around comes back around. And I'm sure he's gonna turn out to be the best thing you never had. It'll suck to be him. =.=

namasteyourface 2

yeah who knows what other kind of games he'll play

Shafreeka 8

He's an asshole. Selfish, too.

You really can't blame him, make up sex is amazing....

Maybe she just was shitty in bed

Well... was it?

markrs 0

For him yeah. For her, it probably was the worst ten seconds of her life!

Haha. I bet it was

Yeah it was, as she just said....

wetqueefa 5

overused joke

FortuneCookie3 1

Honosty is important.

dmblonde 13

*Honesty* is important.

The_Troller 14

Spelling is also important.

dmblonde 13

That's when you break up with him so he won't get anymore makeup sex from you.

And then they can have make up sex from breaking up and getting back together? :P

Or they can have "break up sex" and then friends with benefits sex..

Really? Because the fml makes it sound like the boyfriend put up with a lot of crap over the year.

new years resolution dump him and let karma kick in. fyl

JMichael 25

Well ain't that the shit

perdix 29

Then, put some more effort into your everyday, ordinary sex, so make-up sex is not that much better.

MeLuvBewbs 7

Everyday sex is important too.

Shafreeka 8

I myself was wondering why their everyday sex sucked that much...?

^ You kinda' look like you want to eat that baby.

Well at least he thinks your great in bed.

Shafreeka 8

24- I mean, if she's as sweet as me (and she wasn't my daughter), I might have considered it, but I really think that she is much more fun to have around and play with that to eat (I guess). Haha. Also, I'm trying to watch my weight, (LOL) as I've lost 110lbs in the last year, and am not going to eat a (now) 35 pound child. It'd ruin my progress. Haha

incognito1520 20

make up sex is only good if it happens rarely