Just_Me_88
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Paris, France
Weasley little liar dude
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. He claimed that it's because he's an agent fighting the Mafia, and he doesn't want to put my life at risk through reprisal attacks. FML
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
pabj208
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Anonymous
Newport News, United States
Classic
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
mollyeyers
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
TanjinaRubbaiyat
Bangladesh
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
yeah
United States
Nightmare
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
hairy
Serbia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
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dedd4 0
Yep, we are.
Thinker1030 0
They made him an offer he couldn't refuse
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Comments (101)
bizarre_ftw 22
So crazy sex really is That good huh?
Peacelovesarah14 2
o mi god, my boyfriend did that to me today for the exact same reason. :/ boys r stupid
rastafarhi 0
What if he's telling the truth?
someguy314159265 15
If he's telling the truth, it's nice that he cares enough about you that he dumped you to prevent you from becoming involved in that.
Godfther 3
if this was written by K.N., i am just disgusted. i tried my best and you dont even believe me. btw, not mafia. gulf drug cartel. if it was you come up to me in w.h. after you see this.
TVargs 0
He's protectin you
Kassybabz 2
it could b true.. and if it is, then he's probably thinking of your safety :/
sweetdreams20 0
Fml for the break up for you Fml because death is after him
lolmikes 7
How the **** is this FYL it more like FHLbecause that mafia is after him
crazyblackchick 0
Did he find Sarah Jessica Parker's head on his door-step?