Happy Valentine's Day!

17, Iseewhatyoudidthar! Actually, I'm sorry, I don't understand his it relates?

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She got dumped on Valentine's day. That's what my comment was referred to. I mean she should still be happy even if she's out of boyfriend now.

Lmao sarcasm lol .... Btw i bet you would have got tons of valentine's gifts ;)

I was more impressed when I thought you were referring to the Valentine's Day Massacre.

53- I thought I was the only one who knew about the Valentines day massacre, such a small world!

I was going to post this but you beat me to it!

You should be happy for him. Not everybody gets to work with the mafia!

"Out to get him" makes me think they're not looking for him to fill part of their ranks. More likely they're looking for him to fill part of a concrete foundation. That is if he's not just a lying asshole.

OP should tell these Mafia guys where her boyfriend is...just be sure to demand payment. Every cloud has a silver lining.

If he is a lying asshole, the the mafia could accept him into their ranks. The worst kind of mafioso is an honest one.

What If he wasn't lieing lol

^ exactly lol. What if OP really thinks this is an FML because of the situation her ex BF got himself into. But if it's true, her BF only broke up with her so she wouldn't get into trouble or get hurt.

So true

Haha you have a point

That'd be so crazy if he was telling the truth.

Hmmmmmm either OP's now ex-boyfriend is making up a story to avoid saying he just wants to break-up with her or the mafia is actually out to get him. Which would you prefer OP?

Don't worry, I'm sure once you guys see each other again, the new girl on his arm isn't a real girlfriend. Just a pretend one so they won't come after you. Believe him OP. He's using his dick. I mean his head. Or should I say brain...

The Mafia (also known as Cosa Nostra) is a criminal syndicate that emerged in the mid-nineteenth century in Sicily, Italy. The word Mafia itself is an Italian word, ergo not Russian nor Asian nor any non-italian ethnicity can lay claim to it. Just saying ;)

NERD