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She got dumped on Valentine's day. That's what my comment was referred to. I mean she should still be happy even if she's out of boyfriend now.

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"Out to get him" makes me think they're not looking for him to fill part of their ranks. More likely they're looking for him to fill part of a concrete foundation. That is if he's not just a lying asshole.

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OP should tell these Mafia guys where her boyfriend is...just be sure to demand payment. Every cloud has a silver lining.

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If he is a lying asshole, the the mafia could accept him into their ranks. The worst kind of mafioso is an honest one.

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^ exactly lol. What if OP really thinks this is an FML because of the situation her ex BF got himself into. But if it's true, her BF only broke up with her so she wouldn't get into trouble or get hurt.

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Hmmmmmm either OP's now ex-boyfriend is making up a story to avoid saying he just wants to break-up with her or the mafia is actually out to get him. Which would you prefer OP?

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Don't worry, I'm sure once you guys see each other again, the new girl on his arm isn't a real girlfriend. Just a pretend one so they won't come after you. Believe him OP. He's using his dick. I mean his head. Or should I say brain...

Seems like a logical reason to end a relationship! Hopefully you don't get tied into that. ..what a lame excuse on his part, jeesh.

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The Mafia (also known as Cosa Nostra) is a criminal syndicate that emerged in the mid-nineteenth century in Sicily, Italy. The word Mafia itself is an Italian word, ergo not Russian nor Asian nor any non-italian ethnicity can lay claim to it. Just saying ;)

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