Just_Me_88
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Paris, France
Weasley little liar dude
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. He claimed that it's because he's an agent fighting the Mafia, and he doesn't want to put my life at risk through reprisal attacks. FML
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
pabj208
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Anonymous
Newport News, United States
Classic
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
mollyeyers
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
TanjinaRubbaiyat
Bangladesh
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
yeah
United States
Nightmare
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
hairy
Serbia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
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dedd4 0
Yep, we are.
Thinker1030 0
They made him an offer he couldn't refuse
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Comments (101)
macdaddymady 8
Lmfao, at least he used the most original break-up line ever
ALLDAY88 8
Ohh I seen your boyfriend down at Bada Bing with Tony Soprano, yea they are after him.
goodfella925 0
That rat bastard! aha
jackeechan 10
Kiss the dons ring or die...
rubberduckie94 13
Well maybe he found a horse head in bed with him.
Brotha_Lou 5
That's just a reason to avoid buying you any type of gift on Valentine's day.
ymcmbboss 0
I they really are, then he is protecting you, so think positive!
aubzdall 6
It could be worse. My ex has family in the mafia....he didn't tell me this until after I dumped him
CoreyC07 10
Sounds like a real winner
jaredofmo 22
Back to looking for "Mr. Right" again, eh, OP?
perdix 31
When he said he wanted you to give him head in bed, he didn't mean one from a horse.
Slimshots 8
That could be interpreted in a couple of ways.