Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and says "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?"
She replied, "I was drunk." FML
by ak / 03/02/2009 at 4:26pm / United States (Alaska) / Love
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She's a keeper, haha.
#1 - On 03/02/2009 at 8:01pm by TurboKill1
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unless she is drunk 24/7 it;s a joke. grow up.
#2 - On 03/02/2009 at 8:06pm by AliSama
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