Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
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baseballplaya5 7
Studying the regions of each other?
duckie227 22
You kept him up past his bed time and made mommy mad. Bad girlfriend...
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baseballplaya5 7
Studying the regions of each other?
ColdplaySucks 18
Good grades will come with their praise Hey it rhymes... Sorta
geon_olam 17
reproductive biology
DynamicDave 11
They were studying anatomy. Clearly they're hands-on learners.
morgan320 0
Yes it rhymes, 6. Its one of those "fake rhymes" as its called. Like 'Call' and 'Hall' are "Perfect rhymes" since they both have the same ending sound when you pronounce them. Hey, I own a book called "How to rap", don't blame me!
theten_fml 9
19..... Shhhhh
Mindvirus 2
Giggity
enonymous 9
Doesn't matter what age you are or he is. He's living with his mom so it's her house her rules.
Doribella98 14
Were you giving demonstrations for the reproductive biology studying?
detective_oreo 0
Laying down his momma's rules
DalekScythe 0
I'm guessing you have a Sex Ed test coming up.
kcircuses 1
maybe it's time to grow up and get his own place instead of living with his parents
raney150 0
126, if they are in college they may not have the money to be able to do that
ElricMustang 23
Hmmm, laying down more than just momma's rules.
DocBastard 40
The fact that you were studying fellatio techniques didn't escape his mother, it appears.
FYLDeep 26
Hey, that's valuable knowledge Doc.
kkmwong 11
What's in the patient this time?
baconstrips 12
Looks like a condom :O
FYLDeep 26
There's nothing in him. He was wearing a **** ring. He mentions it on his blog.
duckie227 22
You kept him up past his bed time and made mommy mad. Bad girlfriend...
jeob1992 8
SHES A BAD BAD GIRLFRIEND
MoodyBlue320 11
She's two years older than her boyfriend just like me =D
FreakoHolm 6
50- k nice
drlove78843 6
Duckie - my work is at white lake
Jennie7 2
Brazzers
TonyIsMyDog 2
That's funny - you've got 69 thumbs up. Get it? Sex! Yeah!! Bow chicky bow wowww
duckie227 22
89 - where at?
Sniper3000 0
Time to move out
theten_fml 9
Time to stop preying on younger guys!!! Haha jk
NOTquiteRAMBO 10
Time to stop posting ignorant comments.
crackz12 10
If you came to the conclusion that OP has to move out i think you better reread this fml
desireev 18
At that age, y'all should be investing in a house or apartment or something. But mom sounds like a bitch. FYL
iamyourgod 3
Ya because students are well known for having money to throw down on stuff like houses.
LiveLaughFML 10
in this day and economy, a twenty two year old moving out of their parents house is more and more unlikely.
kaykaymonster 0
Most college kids live with there parents till they are 22 or 23. Not all people have rich parents, or a career in exotic dancing.
old09 11
Maybe you have a bad rep? Or she's just overbearing/protective Regardless Tsk tsk tsk, you know better, his curfew is 8
mpclaw 3
Mommies a control freak bitch. You better realize that if you continue to hook up and beyond with this guy!
WCARlover 35
Well he lives with his parents so that's kinda the price you have to pay...makes me wonder how you "got in trouble"
alycion 39
Agreed. Her house, her rules. Maybe she had to be up early and just doesn't want company that late. If he doesn't like it, time to move out
Redbirdmike 0
Studying eachothers anatomy
happykesh 3
Time for you two to either get commited and move into your own house with eachother or break up. Actually it depends on how long youve been together, so scratch that. But really.
duckie227 22
Like talking in circles much? Or just like the sound if your own voice?